The WizardGoddess's Lair

tired, bi, still willing to try

[hangingbottle]

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

Can i get a sign, pride month?

Pleaae?

A weird simp crush???

[eroscestlavie]

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[lanveril]

Happy Pride Adam 🖤

[ampervadasz]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

[princecharmingtobe]

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

[rando-posts]

“I cast Iron Gate!”

[diary-of-a-teenage-blacksmith]

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

Lived all this time and for what

To repeat the same days over and over

No love

No intereat

Nothing

And yet the world persists, and we must go on bc if the cat treats are not purchased and diapensed they will riot

Something has to change, but all attempts seem to loop back atound to feeling worse

[questions-about-blorbos]

What kind of guilt does your Blorbo carry?

“I didn’t do enough”

“I did too much”

“I should’ve stopped it”

“I caused this”

“I should’ve tried harder”

“I let go and gave up”

Remaining time: 6 days 21 hours

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[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

When everyone yoi know has awesome stories and experiences from their teens and 20s and 30s

And you were just trying not to think about how nice it would be to die and hating yourself the whole time

Must be nice to have quirky drunk storiea and meeting fun people

[quecksilvereyes]

daphne is the first cat i've ever owned (including my mama's cats) who coughs up hairballs. her fur is Just That Dense

[the-other-jugs]

Any one of these is your new best friend.

Make sure its one that has the button on the back to easily get the fur off the brush.

Theres also anti hairball cat food but ymmv.

This furry menace is the reason we have one, and if we don't brush him there is a furball every week.

With daily or every two days brushing that goes down to once every few months

(I don't know why he sleeps like this, hes a weirdo (affectionate))

[bruzum]

[bruzum]

[ieafy]

a helping hand during plum season

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

CHOCOLATE CARAMEL BARS

Follow for recipes

Get your FoodFfs stuff here

[dogpuppy]

[myxomoon154]

HAPPY PRIDE FROM OUR AROACE KING!!

Different variant ideas

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 66/? IMP training video special!

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[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control: