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homunculus-argument

Behold: A tileable abstract colour mesh in projectile vomit -inducing colours.

Would love to learn to draw properly

I have no patience

It has to be perfect now or i dont touch the thing again

vsingers

since when did snapple start dabbling in elemental elixirs

a-book-of-creatures

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

pineappical

thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep

wheatskers

Spiffing up Hisa's design bc they're due for some improvements + I want to give them more royalty vibes

jessebloom

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

triviallytrue

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

triviallytrue

we as a society lived like this for years and years

phaeton-flier

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

triviallytrue

I'd want to fuck that printer.

What is artfight?

You just draw a friend's characters?

#sure would love to be able to make an oc that wasnt a sexier blue version of me but thats how they always tirn out

presidentdragon

"wtf is an egg laying kink?" my friend... I don't know how else to tell you this.... but it is all quite literally in the name

presidentdragon

look at me. look me in my eyes. there are brave souls out here contemplating the eroticism of greasing a bike chain. we can't be gawking at every kink this side of light spanking or we'll be here all day

presidentdragon

back in my undergrad I heard my 19 year old roommates tittering about sexy halloween costumes and ribbed condoms. one of them thought I was some kind of pervert bc I knew what furries were. they didn't even know what knotting was

erotically-co-dependent

won’t yap about this a lot, but I don’t like DNIs. I think they’re ridiculously childish. If you want to block me, you have every right and if my content upsets you, I genuinely encourage you to hit that block button. block me, block the tags you don’t like, whatever you need.

but it’s your job to control your experience on the internet, not mine. and I am not taking the time to check your pinned or bio before I like some post that came across my dash. who cares.