The WizardGoddess's Lair

tired, bi, still willing to try

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

So the no neck pain pillow has been causing issues, clearly i was snoring or whatever because it was not a great sleep

Its been so goodish for so long but now its not working

So i went back to tbe regular pillow and now my neck and shoulders ache

Unrelated but i had this weird dream i was fighting a computer and an ipad that were alarming but couldnt be turned off, and every tech showed conflicting times, and if you touched ANYTHING it opened an app

The frustrartion and anxiety were real lmaoooooo

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

For an expenaive face goop to fix ur pores

Youd expect itd at Least be nongreasy as promised

I feel like ive been near a deep fryer for the last hour in aircon

[bad-comic-art]

Saw this advertised on whatnot and closed out of the app 😅

submitted by @fluffybeekeeper

[hazbin-hotel-aesthetics-quotes]

Same vibes.

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[myxomoon154]

HAPPY PRIDE FROM OUR AROACE KING!!

Different variant ideas

[infectiouspiss]

hey so psa: this is a scam, do NOT click any links from any account like this, report them to tumblr

[infectiouspiss]

i've already reported two of these, i report them as "something else" -> "spam" -> then explain that they're impersonating staff (and then fill up the required 100 characters) DO NOT INTERACT WITH THE BLOGS BEYOND REPORTING AND BLOCKING THEM

[moveslikekeithrichards]

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

[hollowedskin]

My niece who asks people with dogs "are him big or him little?"

And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"

[draconym]

Years later my vocabulary is still influenced by:

kid who called snakes "nakes"

kid who called calculators "cockulators"

my little cousin who referred to anything he didn't have an immediate answer to as "vewy mystewious"

"I don't yike heem"

[heywriters]

tiny neighbor who couldn't grasp the names of nouns, just the noises they made. Rocket ship was "wheesh!" Water was "wadleladdleaddle"

[isbergillustration]

saw a jaguar at the natural history museum who was simply absurd amounts of baby kitten

[despazito]

really loving this fake AI scandal of trump secretly meeting with the volturi

[despazito]

[pissvortex]

BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor 😳🚨

[sadspockpanda]

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

(gif credit: x)

[taurzza]

oh to be loved by the sun

[sillyseacreature]

He is indeed a guy

[dokirosi]

Alastor! The Radio Demon ~ sticker sheet

[stickus1]

pyro art

[sandmandaddy69]

[taffywabbit]

[foxes-in-love]