The WizardGoddess's Lair

tired, bi, still willing to try

[huariqueje]

Forget-me-nots and Euphorbia Griffithii - Louise Bradley , 2023.

British , b. 1965s

Acrylic on radled gesso panel , 31 x 41 cm.

[bogleech]

When I ordered some new push pins I didnt realize they were heavy duty extra long and 'slanted for stability' which means if they drop on the floor they land like this

I'm just gonna throw them out. They're too frightening.

50 of them is 50 chances to have to go to the hospital

[theprimememeister]

The sound you make when you step on them

[cipheramnesia]

Ain't that the evil opposite guy of Super Mario??

[zim-kinnie]

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

[zim-kinnie]

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

[skyheartstar13]

It’s true and you should say it.

[zim-kinnie]

Я isnt R

Р isnt P

В isnt B

[shipping-is-life-1-0-1]

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

[zim-kinnie]

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

[shimmedmilk]

you mean, like, ня?

[aveture]

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

[zim-kinnie]

ня

[verminviscount]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

[zim-kinnie]

НЯ

[degenerate-perturbation]

НЯ

[give-fnc-chocolate]

[zicygomar]

[exvind]

OH. GOD.

[lizord-lord]

THATS SO FUNNY

[avrilgrady]

🪩🐊OUT ON TUESDAY🐊🪩

“I don’t love the idea that people are trying to use my sex drive to kill me. That feels unfair.” —Jamie Katz, SICKO

Sneak Peek Here!

Available for preorder wherever you buy books! (Ask your indie bookstore)

Bookshop.org (support indie bookstores!)

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Apple

Amazon

a bunch of other places

Illustrations by the amazing Lauren Dombrowski.

[ellsommerfeld]

do the dead draw near?

[batbetbitbotbut]

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

[tanuki-kimono]

[Cyber Effect] astonishing modern raden (mother of pearl inlay) by Terumasa Ikeda. A nice pun on the classic Ghost in the shell ;)

Raden is a very old decorative craft (see video below), usually used on lacquer bases with floral or traditional motifs. It’s so great to see it used this way!

[cripplepunk-sylveon]

So hey if a roommate, family member, friend, partner or whatever is on the tail end of a decade long depressive episode

And you're helping them clean

I'm not gonna ask. You have to be kind to them. You HAVE to be. They already know this is bad, they're already ashamed, they probably waited so long to ask for help because they were embarrassed, you do not have to scold or guilt or yell at them about it, they fucking KNOW. You can talk shit about the conditions out of earshot but if they're present you HAVE TO BE KIND. Do NOT punish them for reaching out to you by being condescending or mean.

We know already.

[wegog]

Seeing Persephone and Hades beside their children makes me think about this meme

[godivaghoul]

[doorknobinmyayuss]

When you take the Hazbin pride standees,

And place them beside each other 💀

[rat-rambles]

Valintino's in his I like winning era.

Though you cant tell me he wouldn't want Al to join there little polycule almost as much as Vox would. Actually I'd even argue he's giving a we gota better party over here kinda vibe.

Val (in the voice of the wicked which): Alastor come join us and your little cat to!

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

The fucking bard battle !!!!

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

There has to be a pheromone style perfume or spray that works on the wearer

Fuck your response

I wanna feel like a honeybadger in heat in a room full of meat

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[galacticgoldfishart]

Sometimes i save little gems and forget about them

[chubbbybunnie]

For those who want the pic

[legolokiismighty]

i spent longer than i care to admit on this

[forsakenwitchery]

Thank you, Trinket. The Legend of Vox Machina 4x07

[xekstrin]

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

[xekstrin]

(Jokes aside: it’s not impossible! It’s just a lot of work! We can do it!)