#blueballz

[asongoftearsandfandoms]

Ten years ago, him slamming her up against the wall would have been my favorite part. Now, it's the way she takes his offered hand and he pulls her into the bedroom, never breaking eye contact with her. The way their fingers are laced together as he lays back pulling her arms down with him, effectively pinning his own arms up by his head, never. breaking. eye contact.

Sex, sure, great. Make out sesh, woohoo. Hot and intimate eye contact? In the words of Johnny Bravo, Whoa momma. I'm both hot and soft for this moment.

[flyboytracy]

[freckles-dimples26-12-95-94]

PEAK.

COMEDY.

DO NOT REPOST.

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[ashleybenlove]

Chloe, blue leopard print???

[kissofgallifrey]

1x11 | 5x06

[athiare]

So I was thinking that Lucifer always complains about people having sex and screaming God’s name, but when him and Chloe made love for the first time someone actually called Lucifer’s !!!

[alexiethymia]

Lucifer throwing away his phone in ‘BlueBallz’

Hot take, but not really, it could just be him being the World’s Oldest Manchild again, but consider, it could also be him taking extreme measures in order to avoid taking Chloe’s call, as in, if he didn’t do that, he would be utterly helpless and give in. Ignoring Chloe’s call once was his limit.

I mean barring the whole Father Kinley fiasco, he never ignores Chloe’s calls, even when with Eve. I imagine his a thousand years stay in Hell only made it worse.

[joshxdonna]

So I’m glad I was prepared for it because they’ve done it before, but HOW MANY TIMES do they need to trick me into thinking Lucifer and Chloe are finally sleeping together

I mean it is CRUEL