Genuine Night Fury Of A Woman

Ashley, late 30s, bi and poly cis lady (she/her). My fanfic tag. AO3. My icon is by princessfetus. Fandoms: How To Train Your Dragon (and Race to the Edge) and many, many more. Disclaimer: I do not own anything that is not mine. My blog title comes from starlitskvader. Please do not interact with NSFW posts or ask NSFW questions unless you are 18+.

[goldengirlssaywhat]

📺 The Golden Girls (1986)

[depsidase]

[crtter]

”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

[crtter]

Here, this should make it clearer:

[crtter]

Wait, hold on, I can illustrate it in a funnier way

[crtter]

There’s around one and a half Frances between me and the Amazon rainforest.

[crtter]

I had no idea “coach” could also mean “bus” until like, a second ago and I stared at your reply in disbelief for a good minute because I thought you were telling me to do the trip in a horse-drawn carriage. I was like “Coach?! Like Cinderella?! Where would I even get- that HAS to be slower than a car!”

[howtowhumpyourhiccup]

Smothering Smokebreaths, but their smoke is actually smothering.

[goldengirlssaywhat]

📺 The Golden Girls (1987)

[bimmyjimmy]

last day of mop brother

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Remaining time: 6 days 9 hours

Food: Brazilian coconut brigadeiros

Ingredients: sweetened condensed milk, butter, coconut

[thedragon-and-hisboy]

Mini-commission of my favorite gagged Hiccup by the awesome @mdoodlerfandomart !!!! I still cannot believe that he didn't get gagged at least ONCE, sassy annoyance that he is, lmao

Thank you so much again!!

[mdoodlerfandomart]

You're welcome!! I'm so glad I'm still one of the go-to people for drawing Hiccup restrained and gagged <3

Such a missed opportunity considering all the other effed up shit they put him through 😂

[bimmyjimmy]

i went to the balcony to read my book and he is angry staring

[transcarcinization]

was trying to explain to someone why i can't really recommend specific fantasy despite reading it and wanted to pull this image out of my brain so bad. so i made it real. sci-fi/fantasy kinsey scale

[httyd-tomodachi-life]

Congrats, Valka. You now have ADHD. And a penguin. Hiccup had to get it from somewhere! (The ADHD, not the penguin).

[autumndragon]

shellshocked au where viggo thinks hiccup is with astrid but has eyes for someone else in the group, and tries to manipulate and put pressure on him for "having feelings for others" not realizing that hiccup is in a poly relationship with all of the riders.

[itsmemordred]

Forming a polycule and slowly teaching them how to use a bow and arrow while dropping hints that I think green tights and feathered hats are hot...

[yolllari]

Long time no see. I got a tablet and this is the first drawing on it, it's unusual, but I'm already taking the first steps

[fruitfairyfinn]

messy hiccup sketch

his movie 2 outfit is a PAIN but its also one of his best looks

[briarthorne]

Here's something I colored. Thanks @mdoodlerfandomart for the base! I really enjoyed myself!

[mdoodlerfandomart]

Thanks for coloring!

[joycomplexx]

by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.