Genuine Night Fury Of A Woman

Ashley, late 30s, bi and poly cis lady (she/her). My fanfic tag. AO3. My icon is by princessfetus. Fandoms: How To Train Your Dragon (and Race to the Edge) and many, many more. Disclaimer: I do not own anything that is not mine. My blog title comes from starlitskvader. Please do not interact with NSFW posts or ask NSFW questions unless you are 18+.

[herpsandbirds]

Himalayan Monal (Lophophorus impejanus), male, family Phasianidae, order Galliformes, northern India

Photograph by Jayeeta Chowdhury 

[questions-about-blorbos]

Which of these cursed snacks is your Blorbo eating at 3 AM?

A block of cheddar cheese (no knife, just teeth)

Cereal with water because the milk is gone

A singular, unwashed apple

Just a handful of ice cubes

Bread slice soaked in tap water because they “wanted it softer”

Pickles dipped in sugar because “it needed something”

A mug of shredded cheese, microwaved into a single rubbery mass

Half a stick of butter like it’s a protein bar

Instant ramen dry, seasoning packet poured straight into mouth

A tortilla. Just… a plain tortilla. Folded like it’s something more

Cold leftover pasta eaten directly from the fridge with bare hands

Spoonfuls of peanut butter straight from the jar, no water, no regrets

Remaining time: 6 days 22 hours

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[goldengirlssaywhat]

📺 The Golden Girls (1991)

[writingdose]

[goldengirlssaywhat]

📺 The Golden Girls (1992)

[animationtvfilm]

LILO & STITCH (2002)

[depsidase]

[dragon-hoard]

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

[alex51324]

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

[amaditalks]

[figtreeandvine]

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

[ashleybenlove]

I'm so curious what the travel itinerary for the folks visiting the US/Canada/Mexico for the World Cup looks like. Are they sticking to one city? Are they jumping around as their team plays in another city? How many games are they planning on seeing? Just their country's team?

[zendadya]

ZENDAYA & TOM HOLLAND "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" press tour in Madrid (June 16, 2026)

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Remaining time: 6 days 8 hours

Food: chicken tetrazzini

Ingredients: water, salt, spaghetti noodles, chicken, black pepper, olive oil, butter, yellow onion, garlic, Italian seasoning, brown mushrooms, flour, chicken stock, heavy whipping cream, parmesan cheese, mozzarella cheese, peas, breadcrumbs, parsley

[teathattast]

[bimmyjimmy]

is that a teenie blep

[bimmyjimmy]

stares

[polyamorousmood]

polycule where you call all your loves "my sweets" and use their favorite candy/dessert as their personal pet name 🥹

[ashleybenlove]

You know, when the actors of your childhood die and they're much older than you, you expect it a little.

But when they're 2 years older than you? 😭

[ashleybenlove]

Or 3 years younger than you?😭

[singetailsaremyfav]

I wonder how many variations of Night Terrors there are, cause there’s the Night Terrors that live on Dragon’s edge, then the white ones that live in the caves on Dragon’s edge, and then there’s the red one that live in the volcano on the Defenders of the Wing island.

I’d be cool if there was more, like snow Night Terrors or aquatic Night Terrors or something :3