Genuine Night Fury Of A Woman

Ashley, late 30s, bi and poly cis lady (she/her). My fanfic tag. AO3. My icon is by princessfetus. Fandoms: How To Train Your Dragon (and Race to the Edge) and many, many more. Disclaimer: I do not own anything that is not mine. My blog title comes from starlitskvader. Please do not interact with NSFW posts or ask NSFW questions unless you are 18+.

[goldengirlssaywhat]

📺 The Golden Girls (1986)

[javascript-official]

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

[the-bi-bilingual]

@derinthescarletpescatarian

[herpsandbirds]

Blackpoll Warbler (Setophaga striata), male, family Parulidae, order Passeriformes, South Padre Island, TX, USA

photograph by Karen Irwin

[bimmyjimmy]

apparently im the best bed around

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[mels-678]

You all know this classic fantasy trope that dragons love sleeping on gold. But Toothless sleeps on runes 😝

I truly enjoyed the process of drawing without lineart, doing almost everything in a single layer. It reminds me of working with gouache. Feels so painterly 🎨

[itsdragonfire13]

Ryker and Viggo through Ryker, 100% believe Dagur, Heather, and Hiccup are siblings like blood siblings. They believe Heather and Hiccup are twins with Dagur their older brother who had a terrible falling out with Hiccup, and Heather but him and Heather made up which caused a falling out between Heather and Hiccup. Hiccup is still somehow the favorite sibling for both Dagur and Heather. Ryker is sure the Night Fury is what caused the first fall out.

Side note, he is also sure that something happened that separated Dagur and Heather from Hiccup who was then adopted into another tribe which is not helping the fall out between the 3.

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[evilwriter37]

Yeah!!!

[funereal-disease]

Thesis: the rise of fanwank and anti culture correlates directly with diminished understanding of what “romantic”, in a literary sense, actually means.

It doesn’t mean “this is ideal or healthy or even realistic”. It means “this is beautiful, this is tragic, this is grotesque, this stirs emotion”, even if it’s not, as @starryroom puts it, something you would be comfortable seeing play out in front of you at Taco Bell. It’s about grandiosity and mythology and heroism writ large. It’s about playing with the id, as beautiful and terrible as it can be. 

[augustdementhe]

LET LOVE AND LUST BE MONSTROUS.

[celciusdiscourse]

i feel like Guillermo del Toro ghostwrote that

[xtine-daae]

“I didn’t say I liked it. I said it fascinated me. There is a great difference.”

- Oscar Wilde 

[softbrah]

“online fandom bestie that you once shared intense intimacies with but don’t really talk to anymore simply bc we drifted into new blorbo obsessions” is such a specific type of relationship that has to be impossible to explain to anyone who hasn’t experienced it

[tailcoatrobin]

I've been wanting to work on a cowboy hiccup concept for a while now and now that I'm on summer break from uni I'm finally getting around to designing up some concepts. Would love to do some more stuff of him and of course toothless too.

[bimmyjimmy]

Perfect bimmy spot

[shitpost-it-tristan]

Felt like doodling some Hero's Cuties

[pick-an-item-poll]

Pick an Item

Big and Tall Office Chair, Flip Armrests for Pets & Cross Legged Sitting

Big and Tall Office Chair, Extra Wide Seat - 3D Kneading Massage & Heat

Remaining time: 6 days 8 hours

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

[reggiemess]

Who does this benefit. Who is made safer by this. Whose life is made better by this. Who is out there going "Wow I sure am glad I didn't have to see that word without it scribbled on a little. That really reduced the emotional impact of reading that word." Can I kill them?

[reggiemess]

[bimmyjimmy]

I dont remember the context of this photo, i got distracted before i wrote the caption lol

but he was complaining… about something

[goldengirlssaywhat]

📺 The Golden Girls (1987)