Genuine Night Fury Of A Woman

Ashley, late 30s, bi and poly cis lady (she/her). My fanfic tag. AO3. My icon is by princessfetus. Fandoms: How To Train Your Dragon (and Race to the Edge) and many, many more. Disclaimer: I do not own anything that is not mine. My blog title comes from starlitskvader. Please do not interact with NSFW posts or ask NSFW questions unless you are 18+.

[ashleybenlove]

Love that the teaser trailer for Shrek 5 played All Star by Smash Mouth at the end. As they should!!!\

[michaelnordeman]

Värmland, Sweden (14 May 2019).

[michaelnordeman]

Enjoying the garden with a couple of friends: Eurasian nuthatch/nötväcka, great tit/talgoxe, and a common carder bee/åkerhumla. Värmland, Sweden (29 May 2026).

[michaelnordeman]

Yellowhammer/gulsparv. Värmland, Sweden (8 June 2025).

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

[baked-works]

Brain: We need to write.

Me: Ok...? Lead the way then.

Brain:

Brain: We need to write.

[goldengirlssaywhat]

📺 The Golden Girls (1989)

[goldengirlssaywhat]

📺 The Golden Girls (1986)

[depsidase]

[crtter]

”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

[crtter]

Here, this should make it clearer:

[crtter]

Wait, hold on, I can illustrate it in a funnier way

[crtter]

There’s around one and a half Frances between me and the Amazon rainforest.

[crtter]

I had no idea “coach” could also mean “bus” until like, a second ago and I stared at your reply in disbelief for a good minute because I thought you were telling me to do the trip in a horse-drawn carriage. I was like “Coach?! Like Cinderella?! Where would I even get- that HAS to be slower than a car!”

[howtowhumpyourhiccup]

Smothering Smokebreaths, but their smoke is actually smothering.

[goldengirlssaywhat]

📺 The Golden Girls (1987)

[bimmyjimmy]

last day of mop brother

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

Food: Brazilian coconut brigadeiros

Ingredients: sweetened condensed milk, butter, coconut

[thedragon-and-hisboy]

Mini-commission of my favorite gagged Hiccup by the awesome @mdoodlerfandomart !!!! I still cannot believe that he didn't get gagged at least ONCE, sassy annoyance that he is, lmao

Thank you so much again!!

[mdoodlerfandomart]

You're welcome!! I'm so glad I'm still one of the go-to people for drawing Hiccup restrained and gagged <3

Such a missed opportunity considering all the other effed up shit they put him through 😂

[bimmyjimmy]

i went to the balcony to read my book and he is angry staring

[transcarcinization]

was trying to explain to someone why i can't really recommend specific fantasy despite reading it and wanted to pull this image out of my brain so bad. so i made it real. sci-fi/fantasy kinsey scale

[httyd-tomodachi-life]

Congrats, Valka. You now have ADHD. And a penguin. Hiccup had to get it from somewhere! (The ADHD, not the penguin).