#bluebrave

[mistpelt]

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[xarciel]

HOW IS IT ALREADY YOUR BIRTHDAY, 10 JAN JUST STARTED!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FROND!!!!! see you at da partay

I use my magical Australian time travelling powers to make my birthday arrive early. It is the most nefarious of my skills.

As for my party, there will be cone hats with irritating elastic string that invariably fall off anyway, substandard poppers that leave half unravelled crepe paper all over the floor AND all of the food will be placed on a table on one side of the room so that everyone will have to decide between not eating and looking like they're hogging all of the food. I'M SO GLAD YOU CAN COME. <3