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bayverse TFS for the ... 001

TF Bayverse

oh lord

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character: Cade Yeager

Least Favorite character: All the bad-guy humans honestly. Not even least fav more like i hATE— But also I can never forgive Lockdown for murdering Ratchet or Sentinel for killing Ironhide. I am major salt about those deaths forever.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Cade/Optimus, Ratchet/Ironhide, Drift/Crosshairs, Drift/Bee, Bee/Hot Rod (maybe. they look cute—)

Character I find most attractive: both barn husbands fuck it fight me

Character I would marry: Ironhide

Character I would be best friends with: Bumbleebee and Hot Rod

a random thought: hey remember when optimus was in alt-mode in dotm and being grumpy and ironhide booped his hood

An unpopular opinion: other than i half liked these shit movies—?

my canon OTP: yeager program i don’t have one then :/

Non-canon OTP: YEAGER PROGRAM

most badass character: I mean. Optimus rode on a three headed mechanical fire-breathing dragon so

pairing I am not a fan of: Cade/Viviane— Also I reallyyyy didn’t care for Sam/Carly all that much.

character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): All the lady characters. 😠

favourite friendship: Bumblebee and Hot Rod.

character I want to adopt or be adopted by: i wanna be adopted by the barn husbands. they are my new parents

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@bluedogdown

omg dude i keep getting error messages i think there either is still a limit or i broke your ask box

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rolls up to class in a freakin lambo. becomes coolest professor on campus. hot rod drives her everywhere. he best friend and guardian and protector. gonna be just as great as bumblebee!! protect little lady!!

they hang out on her days off. drive places. have adventures! her mom thinks she’s got a boyfriend when really her and hot rod are just out having fun and sometimes he tells her more history stuff from his point of view. impress viviane with stories of whooping natzi ass.

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@bluedogdown i promise not to nag anymore but ya need to see the last knight so i have someone to discuss the otp with

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i had a dream you and i got talked into (by a group of my high school friends and also some cool work friends) going to an actual spooky demony haunted house for some weird seance scavenger hunt and we both got heckin bored and were like 'fuck this let's bail out for spooky painting down the street' and you basically kept looking at me with that "THE BUS IS GOING TO BE HERE iN 10 MINUTES. ThreEEEEE MINUTES" look and it was a great time lmao

THERE IS A BUS COMING IN 15 MINUTES. SiiiiiIIIXXXxXX MinUTES. THreeEEEE MINutES.

this sounds like the best dream the only dream a good dream. Spooky painting sounds so much better BLESS.

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MOTHER FUCKER IM TERRIBLE WITH THIS HAPPY BIRTHDAY NERB u3 u

iT’S FINE

AND THANK YOU 💙💙💙💙💙

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hanzo for the character one

Hanzo

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character: 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

All the people I ship romantically with this character: I think it’s just McCre/e oops—

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Probs D.Va. I like to think of them becoming best friends. AND/OR with Symmetra too.

My unpopular opinion about this character: This has nothing to deal with Han exactly but hey Blizz uhh fandom’s version of Han/zo’s demon skin is better no offense

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Han I get you wanna be butt about this but just join Ov/erwatch already darn it.

my het ship: like. him an’ widow or symmetra is good

my fem/slash ship: mc/hanzo

my OTP: mc/hanzo

my OT3: okay now just. LISTEN. i’m fine with mcg/enzo as long as YANNO a certain two aren’t interacting sexually WITH EACH OTHER otherwise a mcs/himada sandwich is nice 8)

my cross over ship: don’t got one :p

my kink: I feel like he’d be into most things. Can’t really imagine him rejecting anything unless it’s like REALLY FUCKING WEIRD I’M THE WEIRDO THAT LIKES TO IMAGINE HIS DRAGONS FUCKING HIM GOOD NIGHT

a head cannon fact: I like the idea that his dragon spirits can manifest into smaller forms of themselves so like they’re basically weird long cats that hang around with Han/zo or Jesse or anyone close to Han/zo sometimes.

Also one more thing. What if Han/zo normally has a resting bitch face and few people close to him are trying to get him to laugh. No one, not even Genji, was expecting bad puns would get Han/zo to smile/laugh.

my gender bend: How old is this post— Not my cup of tea so lets change this one up a bit. Sometimes I like to play around with the idea of Han/zo being trans. As a trans man it just makes me feel better about myself sometimes or reading people writing him like that in fanfiction. I dunno I feel a little validated I guess???? B Y E

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i’m changing mine to sad dragon man cuz i’m tired and my co-workers are just gonna have to DEAL WITH IT