No, no, no, no, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to. I’ll smile next time, I promise I’m not like this. No, I’m sorry. I’ll let you know how happy I am next time. I mean it, there is good in me. Please don’t look at me and frown. Please don’t tell me how awful I am. I didn’t realize you were staring—please, I’ll smile.
—An Ode to Bitchfaces and the Unfortunate Isolation They Bring












