#bluewindykid

[elitestylish]

Working on maddies birthday gift omg its soo late ;u; and itll be even later til i get to upload it ajshsha but omg it's going to be so worth it!

[beksboys]

oh gosh gosh gosh im so happy please drown me in madoka

i will gently shower you with madoka she is too kind to drown people

i will do my best my friend

[shippinginstyle-blog]

bluewindykid said: that escalated quickly.

ii have my rea2on2 for each an2wer. the escalatiion wa2 perfectly rea2onable.

[carcinus-geneticist]

that's pretty much it, yeah. thanks for summing that all up!

YOU’RE WELCOME.

[carcinus-geneticist]

i don't know. but, to be honest i hardly even get any pickup lines, nonetheless actual messages! haha. probably cause i'm so cool and intimidating.

YES, COMPLETELY, JOHN.

BECAUSE YOU’RE SO COOL, YOU’VE EVEN SURPASSED STRIDER’S LEVEL, AND SO NOBODY TALKS TO YOU. THEY’RE CLEARLY INTIMIDATED AND FEAR BEING TURNED DOWN BY… HOW VERY *COOL* YOU ARE.

[carcinus-geneticist]

wow, karkat! you sure are popular! what with all these pickup lines you're receiving.

SURE I AM.

I THINK IT’S FOR THE HUMOUR OF MY REACTIONS, BUT YOU KNOW

BELIEVE WHAT YOU’D LIKE.

[carcinus-geneticist]

♠

I… JOHN… WHAT…

» Slowly, you back out and shut the door.

[carcinus-geneticist]

unf

If you snuck in my room I would:

[x] Go back to sleep

[] Kick you out

[] Have rough sex with you

[x] Cuddle with you

[x] Be like wtf?

[x] Let you sleepover 

[] Beat your ass

If you kissed me I would:

[x] Kiss you back

[] Smile & laugh

[]Push you away

 [x] Be shocked

[] Slap you

You are:

[x] Cute

[] Adorable

[] Pretty

[] Beautiful

[] Okay

[] Sexy

[] Hotass Motherfucker

[]askjdgfjIf

[] Ew

If you asked me out I would say:

[]No

[x] Yes (BECAUSE WHY NOT. I:B)

[]HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES

Can we cuddle?

[]No thank you

[x]Yes please

Sex?

[]No thank you

[]Yes please

[]Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.

[x] … .