Sometimes you develop a really cursed speculative headcanon about a video game you like but you're unsure if you should even share it lest you upset the half dozen people who exist in the same fandom...
But anyway, we know a few things about Caligula 2:
The Vocaloid Artists hired for the game were sometimes told more about the characters they were assigned to write for than even gets divulged in-game.
Obbligato Musician Kudan has big plans for manipulating the Metaverse-es to affect the collective consciousness of the real world
The MV for her song Miss Conductor has a prominent visual motif of sun-rays (ala perhaps a certain rising sun flag) and what is unmistakably an iron cross
She quotes Hitler at one point (from his portrayal in a classic visual novel, fitting in with her other video game references, but still).
So like, the inevitable conclusion is that Kudan's a fascist and she's really burying the lede about her Father's political party, right? Some real "They ruined my father's political career just because he wants to deport all those queers, and I have a stutter" "What was that last bit?" "I have a stutter? In real life?" type shit.
Remember how Bluffman ostensibly plans to allow Kudan to do what she wants to reality, but then dunks her in data-goo out of nowhere, betraying her trust out of left field?
What if that isn't a case of Bluffman's recurring total incompetence, bumping off the literal only Obbligato Musician putting in nearly as much effort as the Ostinato crew?
What if it's actually a case of Bluffman's recurring legendarily poor communication skills, and he's actually removing the populist nationalist from play right before she's about to do shit to the real world?
Without explaining himself, as always.










