#blunttalks

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“Or Tinder”

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Reblog if your account is a safe space for neo-pronoun and Xenopronoun users.

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Dnf? Hmmm. More like a slowburn romance of two guys slowly finding out they’re in love over the period of two-ish years. Going from high tension, touchy subjects, to open honesty, and a laxness with each other about topics of romance. It’s a story about yearning, about finding what matters, finding what works, and most of all: waiting.

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Dream just shitposting about dnf when Sapnap leaves and he’s left alone is hilarious. Like.

Like pop off Dream. You sell your dnfts. You go dude. Tell everyone about how dnf>snf. Yeah anti’s are full of bs. You are the #1 shipper. I believe in you.

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The difference between George and Dream:

Dream: You wanna fuck me so hard, it makes you look stupid.

George: Yup, I do. *continues to do whatever he was doing*

George: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid, lol.

Dream: WhA🔇t?? George! WHAT?? 😃 no. What do you mean? 😅What the- whatever. ✋Whatever. Moving on.

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Dream be like, “Nah, I don’t like any- George! Are you okay? You tripped? It’s okay, you’ll be okay. I’ll sue the city for not keeping up street maintenance.

George be like, “Eh- I dunno. I don’t think I- oh wait. Dream’s calling wait a second. Hey Dream what’s up. Oh, sorry. I’m sorry I have to call this interview short. Dream needs me. We can reschedule later.” “Sir, we’re live.” “Cool.” 

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So sometimes in fanfics there's that one friend that's just magically an ordained minister right? And BBH if I remember correctly is an ordained minister. In this essay I will be showing evidence for why we are living in a dreamnotfound fanfic and we are the fan supporting cast that pressures them into realising their feelings for each other.