#bluu anon

[forsaken-headcanons]

if Taph were to try to talk they wouldn't make words. they would make subspace tripmine noises.

- bluu anon

Oh I’m absolutely agreeing with this one. Taph works in such mysterious ways…

[literally-forsaken]

007n7 doesn't understand how he picked up a god as a boyfriend but he doesn't ask for the fear that they might disappear unexpectedly if he comments on it.

- Bluu Anon

Oh god I love this ship

This got even better after Noli's lore rework 💔 we all love the pathetic human x horrifying godlike creature trope ❤️

[forsakenheadcanon]

all survivor opinions on 007n7 (including a very special guest which is 007n7 himself)

Elliot - this guy ruined his workplace many times and then his son ruined the workplace. he deserves this.

Noob - heard of 007s past exploits. kind of scared of 007 if he can do all of that. why does he just clone and teleport if hes capable of griefing Builder Bros so many times?

Shedletsky - while this hacker has outran the admins many times, he's seen how 007 has changed from his hacking days. now he's a recluse, purposefully staying away from the others because they don't like him. he lost his kid. he might deserve this, but the kid doesn't.

Guest - hadn't heard of 007s griefs on Builder Bros until recently, and doesn't understand how the nerve-fest right here was so feared. but he could have an act on. generally distrusts 007, but feels bad for him because of the kid.

Chance - doesn't give a shit about 007s past and hangs around him a lot. thinks he's interesting. made out with him once /nsrs

Two Time - thinks he would be a good addition to the cult of the Spawn.

Taph - bombs. blow him up. he's an evil man.

Dusekkar - evaded bans for as long as he exploited. ruined many experiences. deserves this hell they're all in. doesn't matter that he "changed", he still needs to pay for his crimes.

Builderman - same as dusekkar.

007n7 - it's his fault he lost the kid. he had three jobs, he didn't give the kid enough time. enough attention. he didn't mean to. he just wanted the kidd to be happy. he deserves this. he hurt people in the past. many people. nobody else deserves this. only him.

- Bluu Anon :3

elliot TAKE THAT BADK TAKE IT BACL TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BA

nooo hes silly hes silly trust

yes yesss my children ae getting along this is wonderfuk

ill take the pity man its something

OHHH YES I LOVE THE CHANCE/7N7 PAIRING SO MUCH. THEYRE SO INTERESTING TO ME BECAUSE CHANCE IS A VERY EXTROVERTED AND SOCIAL GUY WHEREAS 7N7 SELF ISOLATES AND IS LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF SOCIAL. THEYRE A REALLY FUN DYNAMIC AND I WISH PEOPLE LOOKED INTO THEM MORE. ROMANTIC OR PLATOMIC IDGAF FEED ME MY SLOP

do NOT let him in the spawn cult

DO NOT BLOW UP MY SON NUH UH BAD

dusekkar when i catch you

BUILDERMAN WHEN I CATCH YOU

ok buddy. adding this part was OPTIONAL. just lettint you know man. im gonna go cry in a corner now /silly

(i am the #1 007n7 glazer idgaf)

[forsaken-headcanons]

before the Corruption started spreading and made John Dœ lose most of his hair (the spectre shaved the rest off because he "looked like homer simpson and the survivors couldn't keep their shit together") his hair was actually a reddish pink like Janes

- bluu anon

assigned bald by eldritch being 💔 honestly that color hair fits him well too...

[forsaken-headcanons]

Ok so i got a couple of headcanons (most dont make sense to anyone else but it does to me so bare with me here please)

- Two Time’s real name is Dawn

- Bluudud is The Spectre’s adopted (and unfortunately neglected) son. (Bluudud noclipped into Bluuworld by the car and the Spectre’s minions kidnapped him into the Forsaken Realm.)

- Cookidd, Bluudud and Pretypriincess are all some form of Drakobloxxer. Coolkidd is a regular drakobloxxer (i nickname him the last drakobloxxer sometimes.) Bluudud is a Sea Drakobloxxer (He can breathe underwater and all that stuff) and Pretypriincess is a mix of a Feathered Drakobloxxer and a Wish Drakobloxxer. (She can both fly and somehow grant wishes. Not big ones but small ones.)

- Chance frequently performed on friday nights at his casino before he was forsaken. Mafioso and his boys worked for him/performed big band for him.

- Taph plays the accordian.

- Coolkidd was very into musicals before all of that. He’d beg 7n7 to take him to go see the local plays in town.

- Dusekkar stops rhyming when he’s very pissed off.

- Bluu anon :)

our entire live reaction to this is basically js: two time's real name being dawn is so real oml??? *reads down* ....BLUUDUD IS WHAT

ehe. anyways. DRAKOBLOXXERS MENTIONED!!! awee they fit so well omghjagdashjd holding onto c00lkidd sm (< biased /silly)

chance performing with the gang... ough. blacknwhitepolyshipping ass is obsessed with that actually omg?? TAPH AND ACCORDIAN TOO!! feel like they'd also like playing the flute a lil :D

also just imagine after a round, dusekkar comes up to The Fucker Who Ran Towards Him When He Was Shielding Them and just blankly says the most vile shit known to man /j the pumpkin is PISSED 😭😭

[forsaken-headcanons]

erm... au where everyone escapes forsaken and the admins take c00lkidd away from 007 because he still killed people (I was inspired by a yt short I saw with the "he doesn't know hes just a kid!" audio from that one movie)

- Bluu Anon

aw... hopefully they let 7n7 watch him, at least. though if we're going on logic, i feel like 7n7 should be put behind bars, too... having a kid doesn't automatically mean what he did was good, no? maybe they can share a cell. father-son bonding, if i may call it such

[forsaken-headcanons]

I got inspired by this one piece of art I saw but Dumsekkah, Doothekkar, and UmDum are all Dusekkars children. Doothekkar is the eldest, that's why his robes are the coolest, and Dumsekkah is the the youngest, yet the strongest. UmDum actually has no body and controls their robes with magic to imitate a body.

- Bluu Anon

Yeah, I can confirm. I'm Dusekkar's husband, of course I would know. We're happy with all of our triplets.

A fourth one is on the way actually.

[forsakenheadcanon]

if 007n7 got home before c00lkidd fell asleep (pre-forsaken), he would sing "Beautiful Boy" to him before the kidd fell asleep. c00lkidd didn't care for it at the time, it was just another old person song, but before he falls asleep in the Forsaken realm, he sings it to himself and pretends it's 007n7 doing it.

- Bluu Anon

AGGHHHHAGAHAGAHAGAHAGA BLUU ANON WHEN I CATCH YOU /silly