Forgive me, but for some reason this scenario suddenly popped into my head I’m so sorry
Mitchel: Hello guys, this is Mitchel here with a special video for you all.
[bold caption edited to blink at bottom of screen: #MITCHEL’S GENERIC VIDEO OPENINGS)
//Peeps sitting next to mitchel and waving at the camera.
: Alright but for real, some of you might be aware that today is World Sexual Health day, and-
: -Someone had a BRILLIANT suggestion! //literal :D face with double thumbs up
: Wilfred Cthulhu suggested we recreate real sex positions but with a twist-
//camera edit and proof everybody is in a white collared shirt and black tie + suspenders
: I can already sense how incredibly contortionist 90% of these will be
: Oo but I feel really spiffy in this
: okay we look A+ but I hope no one rips their pants.
: I’m probably going to rip my pants
: Guys no you’re not supposed to say that I have to edit in a disclaimer now
—//cut screen (that’s probably not what it’s called ahaha sorry I didn’t learn film)
//WARNING: PANTS DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
//beep
: Ahahaha hahaha Mitchel you’re bottom
: What? I’m number t- … oh
//mitchel: #2
//random.org generator: 2
—//cue cut screens with name of position
[[RNG picks who goes where for each time around. (oh, bananas are provided) throughout the ordeal some possible comments/commentary can be:]]
//uncontrollable laughing
: How is this comfortable for anybody is my question?
: Holy hell what have you been eating, rocks?? My chest is getting crushed
: hELP IM NOT THAT FLEXIBLE
: You… //laughing// you guys look like you’re trying to play twister with one color
: just get over… yeah okay that too
: NO ONE LEAVES UNSATISFIED-
: aHAHAHHAHAHAH you’re just. freaking sitting there with your arms behind your head as your lowly servants just give you a b j
: this is the human fucking centipede
: hey this isn’t bad, it’s just like getting hugged by two people simultaneously!
: my legs were NOT supposed to go in this direction
: there’s not enough space omf-
: no I’m not gonna let that happen
: I must have leveled up somewhere along the way I’m probably at like level 3 now right. right. you scrubs
//winking into camera and licking lips
: eAT THE BANANA. EAT IT.
: I can’t believe you broke the tip WHAT ARE YOU BANANA PEELING SKILLS.
: OH I was so confused like you were nowhere near where you were supposed to be
: Okay, so, while I’m being a triangle, I’m also trying to fly with my neck. that is obviously what is being illustrated by these stick figures
: So are you guys going to give me a back message while you’re up there or- oh yeah that’s nice
: I wanted to be the little spoon
: //laughs as trying to eat banana and ends up moderately choking
: COME ON, YOU /KNOW/ HOW TO DO THIS!
: why am /I/ always getting double penetrated??
: I give absolutely 100% permission for ____ to sit on my face
: Hang on guys I need to stretch beforehand
: Can you pass me an oxygen tank this is far too deep for one to go unaided
: Wow your chest is surprisingly firm have you been working out or something
: I could sit here all day wow
: this just makes me into a koala bear I’m just getting carried by you guys
: okay ____ likes eating the booty I vote he does that one
: Why are we still in this position oml
: Okay I’m going to make everybody’s dream come true and be in the middle
: Oh yeah, get down there ya spongecakes
: I am not ready- and that is literally a third leg growing out of there I swear
: oH, THAT’S WHAT THAT’S DOING??/
: I got a REALLY long neck guys
: oh my god this is so wrong
: wow um that stick figure definitely has a dick
: Hello monsieur, can I ask if you would kindly take your knee out of my back
: To be fair I did eat pineapple today.
----//at the end of the video mitchel talks about taking care of your sexual health and being aware of what partaking in the act entails. In addition, communication is an important part of any relationship and healthcare professionals are there to answer your questions. Sex is a topic that shouldn't be considered taboo, since education is the important step towards knowledge and understanding ^^ stay safe, everyone!