#bmt shit posting

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Jimin should have used all of Taekooker's narrative in his debut album. Hiding a gay couple pretending to be gay, being a homewrecker and king of fanservice, getting a woman pregnant and cheating on her, fake hickeys on his biological brother from Busan... He could easily get 13 tracks and #1 on global Spotify and Hot 100. Miley and Shakira wouldn't reach it.

The tracklist for a mini album:

Jimin Fatale

Love You Like a Brother

You Make Me Feel Like Giving Hickeys

More Than a Homewrecker

I Shall Be Released (From Business Gay)

The Bitch Is Back (Elton John Cover)

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I find many maknae line solo fans to be unbearable - probably because they're currently the most popular members. At some point, a lot of stans started believing their own hype and if I see another variation of "Jungkook made BTS" my eyes are gonna roll back so hard I'm not gonna be able to see anymore.

PS: Not completely unrelated but I also recently saw a twitter bio with "Kim Taehyung global it boy" written and I got such a dose of second hand embarrassment that I almost cringed to death. I know a lot of these titles are somewhat arbitrary but to just summarily assign Jimin's most popular and widely recognised kpop title to another BTS member - like you're just setting up Taehyung at that point.

Taekookers/Tae stans want for Tae everything that Jimin has/is. The ass, those specific type of plump lips, the talent, the beauty, the dick appointments.

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The fanservice getting more and more advanced. In addition to tattoo artist PolyC, we now have Boxing Trainer Tommy. All this to hide the real couple Taennie, I mean, Tkk 🙃🤭

It is outrageous! How many people does the company have on its payroll for the fanservice business. Tommy is a clout chaser and he stooped so low for extra cash that he's all involved in this. Same as Polyc. That guy is intense? Even tattoos on his arm? Duuuuude. That's too much.

It's all very sad because taekook have to suffer so much, but I do side eye JK, he's a bit of an asshole for this. He doesn't care that Tae suffers. He not only has to witness this, he was also forced to accept a fake dating scandal with a WOMAN, out of all people!

#FreeTaehyung

#WeLoveYouTaehyung

#Taekookforever💜💚

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I know that you don't ship Jikook or whatever their relationship is, but I'm curious to know if there was any situation between them where you had to raise an eyebrow and made you entertain the idea that, "Platonic? Bros? Yeah, nope. That's suspicious as shit."

Yes, I had a moment when I just knew it wasn't bro behavior. BV Malta, Jimin getting really close to Jungkook's neck when he was hungry. That was mother behavior. Jimin scented him because it usually happens as babies smell like milk. And Jimin somehow got reminded of that. You know Jungkook loves drinking banana milk. I always sensed he is like a mother figure to JK. Others might call me delulu, but I don't care. I know what I see and I support it.

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That unknown woman is me…Jimin and my son is now 2 years old. I won’t tolerate any slander against the father of my child. How dare they say that he abandoned us and doesn’t take his responsibility seriously. Who do they think he made that valentine day teddy bear for? Please wait for the dispatch articles…all will be revealed soon.

Is this how you support the father of your child? Coming here and expose it and telling us to wait for a Dispatch expose? When he releases his album next month? How dare you. Shush, he's working hard enough to make the money to support you by doing fanservice and getting involved in all of the dating rumors, just so you can live comfortably!

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I had like six beers and I'm looking up messages from strangers on tumblr in the middle of the night. Am I depressed just like Jungkook? Would Army look up the symptoms and diagnose me? Am I sad because my lover Seokjin is now in the army?

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I don't know if jikook are a real couple but jimin wants to have sex with jungkook and shippers can ship jimin with yoongi or joon but the reality is that his kink is showing only with jungkook even if joon is "big", he never said something like this to joon, he respects him a lot like he respects a old priest or a teacher lmao but he is not sexually attracted to him. Yoonmin look like 2 brothers always fighting with no sexual attraction and I really don't understand this ship. I don't want to compare, my point is that you can ship what you want but jimin showed his sexual attraction and his kinks for jungkook only, not only now, since ever

Anon, I am clutching my pearls, you're so shameless for bringing the unholy thoughts to my inbox.

Jimin respects RM like someone would a priest or school teacher???? D E A D

You get an A+ for that one. It has kink potential, but I don't think Jiminie is interested in that.

I don't know what Jimin wants. If he wants that dick, good for him. If he wants something else, then fine by me.

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Since you’re more blunt and bold about BTS topics that would otherwise get you cancelled on other platforms, do you get lots of pushback in your inbox? Do you often get solos and offended people sending you angry asks, or is your status as a bold bitch on here greatly established that most of the offended parties have accepted this and stopped coming for you? I would imagine that Tae and RM solos wouldn’t be your biggest fans lol

Hahahaha, bold bitch! I didn't think of myself in those terms, but I'll take it.

Actually, RM stans might be too nice. I never got angry ones in my inbox. Tae solos used to come months ago to tell me that Tae is the most popular and fairest of them all.

Truthfully, I expected some backlash after voicing my opinions about Tae and his name dropping, but it turned out to be the opposite 👀

All in all, the majority of hateful anons - the roaches- have left the building. Good riddance! Now I'm stuck with some idiots trying to act smart with me, but they're wasting their time.