#tdlosk x reader

[ceramic-raven]

When the author deactivates in the middle of a multiple part fic

[apples-and-all-that]

you can totally ignore this but i was wondering how do you think (AGEDUP)!kusuo saiki would be like during sex, i take him for the more anti-romantic type but would he go through with it, would he never do those things with his partner, if he did how/what would he be into.. yadda yadda. i’m not necessarily asking for a nsfw fic since i read you don’t major in those so head cannons would work perfectly!! hopefully you don’t take this as weird or anything i’m genuinely so curious :_)🩷🩷

Saiki K Headcanons

Kusuo Saiki x Reader How he's like during sex Genre: smut but not quite. Crack. Still read with caution though. Cw: Talks about sex. Possibly ooc. Nothing too nasty but it's still kinda smut. Still NSFW though. He's aro/ace and I'm not sure if I wrote about it accurately. Wc: 1.7k

To be very honest... I don't see this guy as someone who's into a lot of stuff.

He doesn't have the ability to see you in a sexual sense, because he literally doesn't see people's skin and everyone is just a stack of muscles and bones and veins. So if he were to have sex, it would just be for how it feels and not how you look like naked and under him.

I think he's more of a fan of vanilla sex because it's simple and easier for him. And like, there's very little room for something insane or unpredictable to happen.

I also see him as somewhat in the aro/ace spectrum.

Obviously, he would only be that intimate with somebody that he truly trusts, and truly loves. He needs at least over two years of a deep connection with you for him to be comfortable with it.

So let's say the both of you have been dating for a really long time. He has absolutely no idea how to initiate.

Of course, he knows if you're horny, being able to read minds and whatnot. He just doesn't know how to go and do whatever it is that you want to do.

He'd definitely look into your imagination and fantasies to see how he should act as. Trying to match up his attitude into your ultimate fantasy.

Since he's pretty stiff and not used to engaging in sexual behaviours, the both of you wouldn't do it for a few years now. Even if you were flirtier than him, you'd sense his awkwardness (it would literally be emanating off of him) and get a bit nervous about it.

If you were also not into sex then that's great for the both of you.

But if you're the type of person that would prefer a relationship with some sex here and there, then eventually you'd have to bring it up and communicate it with him.

Saiki knew what you were going to say before you said it. He was already formulating an answer in his mind. You hesitated for a while, having no idea how to bring up the topic without feeling insanely nervous.

"So do you--" you cut yourself off. Immediately asking if he's afraid of intimacy might just to start the conversation might be a little bit too strong. "Are you--" you cut yourself off once again. What were you even planning to say with that one? 'Are you celibate?' 'Are you waiting until marriage?' 'Do you even plan to marry me?' 'Is it just me that you don't want to have sex with?' 'Do you think I won't be good at it?'

"I like you." He eventually says, not wanting to hear another bad comment about yourself. Refusing to let you spiral down any further all because of a conversation that he sees as silly.

You blinked at him. Chuckling nervously, your face hot and flushed. "Oh, I like you too."

"Good." He nods. "So just calm down and tell me what you want to say."

You gulped. Taking a deep breath. "Whatdoyouthinkaboutsex?" You say in a slightly shaky voice, picking at the sides of your fingers. Absolutely refusing to make eye contact with him. Scratching the back of your next just to do something with your hands.

He blinked at you. His usual calm expression was still carved into his face. You feel yourself shrink under his gaze, not liking at all how he was just staring at you.

But deep down, he was really panicking.

Would it be too harsh if he just said that he didn't really... care? Because truly, it wasn't as if he didn't want to, especially since he sees you as someone that he really treasures. It's just that, if you want to.. then he doesn't mind either. Would that be a bad thing? He didn't think so. But he wasn't a regular person, and he doesn't think like a regular person does.

But just saying 'yes' would seem too desperate... not that he cared about whether or not he appeared that way! He just preferred not to seem like someone he's not. Not when you accepted him as he is.

"I don't really mind, honestly." He decides to say. It should be perfect; it's just like him, it's how he knew you were used to him acting.

You nodded. Very clearly having conflicted internal thoughts. Thoughts that he could hear, mind you.

"I'm up for it if you are." He clarifies, trying to alleviate some weight off of your shoulders. He does, your shoulders slump down in relaxation. It's not the best answer to that question, though, you wouldn't know how to answer that either.

Now, the actual sex, it's not bad.

Pretty good all things considered.

Whether you were a virgin or not, you were pretty nervous about it.

He wasn't. He was actually pretty calm about everything. He used his mind reading abilities to check in on you and see if you were still okay. He's more worried about your wellbeing because he definitely knows about how anxious you were.

He also uses his abilities to use as a guide to what he were to do next. If you wanted him to undress you first, if you wanted a heated make out session first, or if you wanted to be on top or under him.

Man, he's just down for anything. He's really chill.

It definitely starts off as a little slow and admittedly embarrassing. The more you two get lost within the passion that is each other's presence and bodies, the more the both of you get comfortable.

The moment he slides into you, it takes a second for him to realise how good you feel. He forgets to use his telepathy to make you hear his moans, instead, he lets out his pretty noises straight from his throat.

Again, he uses his powers to see what pace he should go and how rough you want him to pound into you.

I don't think a lot of things make him horny. As in, I don't think he gets horny easily. He wouldn't get horny when you like, bend down for example, or when you wear something more revealing. It makes him feel flushed and a blushing mess, but it wouldn't really make him hard, more flustered than anything.

BUT, I do think that he gets turned on whenever you do something that is completely innocent yet it comes off as scandalous.

You're sucking on a popsicle, taking in nearly two inches of tip of the ice cream like a fucking champ. If anyone else saw you, they'd think that you were doing this on purpose. Except you weren't. Your intentions were completely innocent. Actually-- you didn't have any intentions at all.

You were wondering what you should make for lunch while deepthroating that girthy fucking popsicle.

He was staring at you going insane at the way you were none the wiser with how you looked like right now. It was only a blessing that you were in his room right now. That there wasn't anyone else that was seeing this.

The next time you did something like this was when you were laser focused on what was playing on your TV. You were laying on his lap on the couch. Conveniently, your head was placed right on top of his clothed dick. You didn't even notice, he wasn't even hard. But boy was he worried that he was going to be.

I don't think he'd be into anything too hard.

He wouldn't be into hurting you, or insulting you in any way. He'd do it a bit if you asked for it, and enthusiastically told him that that was what you were into.

I also feel like he wouldn't be into dirty talking. He doesn't mind if you say it, but he feels so corny whenever he does. Mostly because.. he doesn't know what to say. And how to make it come off as natural and not forced.

I do however, feel like he'd use his powers on you every once in a while.

More so he wants to mess with you rather than for his own pleasure.

He uses his straw millionaire technique to replace a bunch of your stuff with your underwear, or your toys. Just to get a good reaction out of you.

Speaking of, he sometimes takes things from you. Things like.. your underwear. He doesn't use it to jerk off like how you might think. He just brings it to his room and stares at it. Admiring it almost.

That someone as great as you wore something as simple as that. It's a bit odd, but he thinks it's fascinating. Your underwear specifically, is fascinating to him.

He basically has sex with you for how it makes him feel.

But really, it was more because of the connection between the both of you. The reason he's dating you in the first place is because he feels connected to you. Because he feels like his heart is closer to you than it ever was to anyone else.

The sex may be boring and fairly vanilla, but he doesn't mind, and he knows that you don't mind either. If you needed more, then he'll give you more.

It's a way for him to express his love for you. That he appreciates how much you trust him that you decide to be vulnerable in front of you. The way you're seen and accepted without judgement.

And it kinda strokes his ego a bit.

When he's inside you, his cock stretching you out, and you mentally screaming on about how good he was making you feel.

Mind you, he can shapeshift.

...

Just putting that out there.

He just makes sure that you're safe, physically and emotionally. Keeping you close to his chest and waiting until your breathing evens out and your thoughts calm down from it's frantic haze.

There's tenderness and affection in your words after.

You may not be able to tell, but he enjoys it, a lot. He feels safe, that he can just feel good around you. That you want to make him feel good too, and that you trust him enough to lend your body with him.

tzglist

@Fandomchangerexe @lazy.strawberries @toopoetrymusic @cynbx @thebiggestzoinkerseva 

[nnakariiii]

Saiki Kusuo wants fem!reader to like him

You’ve been friends with Saiki for a while now but he would never admit that you are actually his friend

However, you were the only person he could tolerate (he thought so)

One day you just caught him using his powers in front of you

He wanted to use the mind control to erase this memory from your brain but then he thought… you could be reliable enough to know it

So, Saiki explained you what kind of powers he has and how they work

Which made you extra excited and amazed, you couldn’t stop thinking about it the whole following day

And here he thought, ‘She’s probably gonna fall in love with me now. And I’m gonna have to deal with it like with Teruhashi and Yumehara’

This thought annoyed him but he was quite convinced that it was the thing to happen

But it didn’t… He's been reading your thoughts attentively. You thought his powers were cool, you would love to have it… But no thoughts about liking him? Not even a little romance?

Now he didn’t like that. I don’t know if you can tell but this guy has an ego!

Saiki wouldn’t admit it as well, but now he tried some things to check if it would make you fall in love

Firstly, he put your favourite drink you've been thinking about all morning and now you were aware he could read your mind. There was no way you wouldn't fall for this extremely romantic action of him

But you just casually thanked him and smiled with your damn soft smile

Now it was a real challenge

Then, Saiki tried everything. Every little act of care, he bought things for you from sweets to plushies, made your day better by helping you to avoid troubles, even teleported you to some ‘romantic’ spots

But you didn’t have thoughts of him in a romantic way. It just didn’t make sense!

‘I didn’t have to do anything to make Teruhashi fall in love with me. Why is it so hard with her? Any normal girl would fall in love at this point’

He still didn’t realise he was the one in love

One day Saiki invited you to his place. It was quite romantic thing to do as he didn’t let just anyone to his personal space

You were playing some kind of a trashy video game for two on his TV, getting annoyed about how laggy it is

Saiki almost gave in. No romantic thoughts in the girl’s mind only when he actually wants it. 'Thanks, God, I knew I was your favourite...'

And then he hears a passing phrase in your head, ‘Saiki looks so cute when he tries to impress me’

He stares at you, with the most judging expression ever

And then you realise and giggle, then say, ‘Oh, right. I forgot you can read minds’

He just turns away, pretending he didn’t hear it but he still side-eyes you from time to time

‘C’mon, I know you heard it’, you tease him

‘I have no idea what you’re talking about. Stop being delusional’

‘Don’t you like me?’

‘What a nonsense’

well, i'm back! idk if someone actually missed me. now i study at the university btw! soo, hope you enjoyed it! tsundere kusuo is canon for me, so i'll write more stuff about it later. thax for reading

[bsd-elle]

Saiki Kusuo as your Boyfriend

You've managed to lock down the greatest, strongest psychic in the world. How does he behave? CW: Talks of sexual acts - only towards the end.

Saiki would only really consider dating after getting to know you for atleast a year (maybe even longer). Although he can read minds and see true intentions, he would actually need to know you and like you as a person to even consider liking you.

Incredibly petty. Not in a mean way, just in a playful manner; he feels comfortable enough to joke around with you.

But do not get me wrong; my man will accept his mistakes.

He thinks he’s got it right all the time (and he does), but if you ever see things differently, he will try his best to understand your perspective.

Really calm and cavalier about most things; need his opinion about clothes? He’s giving you the most objective impression-

“Yeah, that’s colourful, looks good.”

“No, I don’t think that would support you enough”.

Meaning - he's very reassuring, in the classic deadpan Saiki mode.

Even if you're overthinking, he's steadfast enough to calmly pull you out of it. He makes it practically impossible to feel insecure; if he doesn't like someone, he makes it abundantly clear.

ACTS OF SERVICE KINGGGG - recognizes and memorizes your patterns and does everything in his power to make things easier for you. He never, EVER takes credit for them; he genuinely does it because he wants you to be happy.

STALKER.

Not creepy… I guess, stalking is inherently creepy.

He just likes keeping tabs on you. He’ll teleport to you, especially if it’s for important events - meetings, friend hangouts, conferences.

Speaking of friend hangouts - LOVES gossip.

Will never admit it, but he loves knowing what’s tea. Even if he is aware of it (since he stalked you), he’ll let you tell it all over again just because he likes hearing you ramble excitedly.

On the same vein, would love, LOVE, LOVE trashy reality TV - cause he gets to watch people be crazy without reading their thoughts.

Jealousy, jealousy - Not in the stereotypical tone; in fact, he would never take action (unless you’re in danger).

Your relationship is built on a solid foundation of trust. It was the first stone that began your courtship. You trust him innately, and he does the same.

So, even if you try to get him jealous, he wouldn’t; simply because he knows you adore him.

That doesn’t mean he’s not going to be all extra sarcastic if you joke around. He gets quite deadpan (more than usual) if you even play around with dating someone else.

He’s only going to be bothered if YOU were the one having a laugh; if someone else is trying it, he doesn’t mind.

You’re his, and you know it.

The same applies to physical affection - he’s very go with the flow.

You’re a clingy person? He’ll hold you.

You like to keep your distance? He’s giving you all the space you need without any complaints.

Even with PDA, you’re not going to have him make out with you on the streets, simply for practical reasons: one, he doesn’t want to draw attention, and two, telepathy would make that experience even tougher for him.

If you’re someone who craves it, he’ll be more likely to go along with it. He’s not impassive about it, he genuinely just wants you to be happy.

He would enjoy the comfort of cuddling - it makes him feel very safe when you hold him.

You convince him to wear his germanium ring to shut off telepathy before bed, and he trusts you enough to fall asleep in your arms without the fear of threats.

The biggest evidence of that is whenever he has an issue with his powers, from his limiters or from Kusuke, he is super hard on himself. Yes, he’s quick to bounce back and solve the problem, but there is a part of him that questions his own strength, his inability to control them, and why you’re with him.

Give him a kiss on the forehead and tell him you love him regardless of his abilities, regardless of what he can do while holding him, and I swear, you’ll feel wet spots on your neck.

You’ve made it very clear you don’t particularly want him to use his abilities for your sake.

Does that stop him? No.

But has he made an honest attempt to? Yes.

It means the world to him that you love him for him and do not expect him to be any other ideal or myth of a boyfriend or a Godly psychic.

When it comes to sexual acts, he follows your lead.

He wouldn’t particularly dislike doing things with you; he enjoys them as much as one would. But he’s not likely to initiate them.

VERY much a giver. He wants you to be happy and to make you happy. Oftentimes, wouldn’t even think to take care of himself; one, because he’s worried about his powers going berserk, and two, he simply just wants you to enjoy yourself.

Which is why, if he DOES initiate, it’s because he's fulfilling your desires or wishes.

TLDR: If Saiki falls, he falls HARD. You are his world, and he’ll orbit around you- literally and physically.

[xyourlonelywriterx]

Hi twin! How are you doing? Also may I please get a Saiki x a S/O who steals his clothes because they find them comfortable. Mind you S/O is fucking loaded and can buy their own. Hope you have a good day, evening or night<3

a/n: g-gasp?? pinky?? is that you twin?? OMG I'm SOOO happy rn my favourites are talking to MEbYAYAYAYA! I'M FINE TYSM BBG🥹🫰🏻sorry this took too long, i have alloot of requests to do and my data is a bi- 😞

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type: headcanons!

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this is..Saiki Kusuo x GN! Reader

SAIKI KUSUO x GN! READER

GENERAL DATING HEADCANONS

yes yes SAIKII!

tbh I don't blame you AT ALL for stealing his clothes. have you looked at this guy's fashion sense throughout the whole series! (this is a sign to rewatch Saiki K btw)

he's the type to IMMEDIATELY KNOW what you're doing. even if he's outside, helping Kaido from getting scammed on Adopt Me yet again.

oh, and YES. he 'lets it slide this time'..oops, i mean, EVERYtime.

probably will duplicate the same shirt you're wearing discreetly so you two could wear whatever you want.

buuut it doesn't work for long because then you're wearing his hoodie, HIS OTHER HOODIE HE DIDN'T DUPLICATE. it's like you're a psychic of your own.

omg lol imagine this: You two, face to face in his own bedroom. his mother forced him to hang out with Nendo and has to get dressed. you're wearing his hoodie. having a fight through telepathy

“Y/n. i need my hoodie.”

“But Saikiii! it's so cute!!”

"No, i need my hoodie.”

“Saikii!”

“oh my lord.”

even if he complains, he never takes his clothes back, he'd have a half hidden smile as he sees you checking yourself in the mirror. if you noticed? no, NO you didn't.

he doesn't mention the fact you're loaded, like, ever. but he DOES talk about how you can buy ten identical doubles.

“you could buy ten identical shirts.. yet you chose mine.”

“how...troublesome...”

but everytime you try to be slick and take his shirt, you don't even have to search for it. it's always in the most obvious places, neatly folded, ironed, and clean.

huh, i wonder what's that about! who did that??

he hopes everyone doesn't notice it's his clothes you're wearing while walking together in public. i mean, surely there's ten identicals of his pink, super basic shirts.

everyone does. instantly. especially Teruhashi.. and oddly enough,Nendo, too..(omfg i love nendo sm)

“Oh! those look like Saiki-kun's clothes..?”

“ey! those looks like my buddy's clothes! are y'all dating?” :D

oh yeah, Saiki wanted to keep your relationship a secret so it doesn't make a difference.

now everyone knows. oh, saiki wanted a normal chill life?

now you two are the most knowing couple!!

“dear god..”

hope you like it! you're like,one of my favourite writers <3

KURO-OUT

[olivia-of-varieties]

A new classmate from nowhere

Okay this is a similar idea from my other fic from the batfam fandom. So if you've read that it will kinda mirror this.

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You've died, like actually died, for now its best not to think about it. Mostly since you've find yourself in a place unfamiliar.

have you seen this before? Not quite, but it does seem familiar.

You were sitting down somewhere, outside an office as it seems, the greyish blue walled hallway that you're sitting at seem to spike something in your mind

Trying to find some footing you decided to get up, but as you were about to get out, a door behind you suddenly slammed open. You looked back and it was a guy, but it was weird, he was dressed in a formal attire.

"We're done here, it was your fault for not doing the paperwork properly." the man claimed.

A older man come into view, and was bowing his head, he apologized franticly "Y-Yes sir, w-we understand, we promise to do better in the f-future. They'll be let into t-the school year with no problem, w-we promise.".

he looked back towards the old man and squinted his eyes towards him, clearly dissatisfied with whatever happened inside the room just now, "ensure it.".

The man dressed in a suit glanced at you and then sighed, he walked towards you and titled his head in away to community asking you to follow him. You were wary, but its best to follow someone, mostly if that person seems to make others nervous towards them; like the old guy from earlier.

"I know you must be confused right now, but don't worry, you won't be alone.", said the guy. You both walked out the school and into its open court yard, and right now that feeling of seeing this before is more potent. "I know it must be hard, not just start all by yourself, but now having this issue of start late in school." the guy continue, then he looked back to you and placed his hands on your shoulders, "Just. I hope you don't feel any anger towards them, you're still their most precious love, even if they're gone now.".

Who?, you thought. But suddenly you were brought out of your thoughts and conversation with the suited guy. A guy with pink hair, white shirt, and green glasses; it caught your attention and then everything made sense.

Its Saiki. I'm in PK Academy.

Everything was a blur after that, you were directed by the suited guy on how your life is going to be now, it seemed that your parents died and now your left alone. With no guardian, since you didn't have any extended family members, you're normally supposed to be in a foster family; but since you were almost at the age of 18, its been decided that you can live by yourself for now, with the government giving you money for your life.

The guy who you were just with was a agent from Child Guidance Center- basically the Child Protective Services in Japan- he will sort things out for you in the time being. But he said he won't be with you most of the time, he'll mostly just see you once a month to check on things with you, but for now; he'll be guiding you back and forth through the school, and managing the things the school failed to manage in the first place to ensure you'll be integrated properly.

But you can't stop thinking, you've been isekaied. Isekaied into the disastrously life of Saiki k, thankfully its not one of the worst animes to be isekaied to. Its not like its a apocalypse or some weird anime, its just a slice of life comedy, not that bad. Then questions came up, could Saiki read your thoughts? Won't he learn everything has been a lie? like it was all fiction?

So your first goal is set. Get those germanium thing, maybe as a earring? If you recall correctly, those can block Saiki's telepathy! Thankfully you'll start school two days from now, so you have time to find or order some, the suited guy- who hasn't even told you his name yet -said that for now you'll have a weekly allowance, with the monthly allowance being given in a few days.

Once you reached your apartment, the guy said his farewell and went away, leaving you alone. Opening the door, you're meet with, seemingly nothing. It was bare, it had a small living room that opens into a simple kitchen, a bathroom, and a door that leads into what you believe is your room.

It didn't have any furniture, other than the bare essentials, it was literally nothing. Thankfully, in your room, you had a laptop on top of your bed, so you start your search for a earring to wear.

'Well its better than the ones mom can make.' Saiki thought to himself, looking around the mall, it was so annoying to him that he had to buy new clothes. He could just continue wearing the same clothes he has now, with his psychic powers, he can just make them look fresh and new anytime anywhere.

What was most annoying to him was how expensive everything was, but to his disappointment something worst is about to happen. Nendou, Kaidou, and Teruhashi we're around him, with it being crouded, he hadn't notice, until now. 'Great. Nuisances are here.', Saiki thought to himself, 'Its not like they've notice me yet so its best to leave now.'

Sneaking away from the shop his three 'friends' were in, Saiki found himself in another part of the mall, the booths, it was filled with people looking around and checking things out. Saiki didn't particularly like these types, but it was better than potentially running into the other three. He thought he was safe from any annoyance, that he can be left alone, but it seemed the gods above had different plans.

For someone new, someone unexpected was there, asking for some earring; someone who was thinking their name, but was one Saiki himself didn't realize.

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Soooo this is just a foundation and like kinda chapter 1 of a Saiki K fanfic, the idea i had for that Batfam fic was kinda like done while thinking about this too, and i kinda wanna make these 2 fanfics simultamiously soooooo.

Anyways this is just something I've done since I really wanted to and idk if i will actually conitnue it, but i do hope I can. It just school again is fucking he harder than anything

so like always, DON'T EXPECT SHIT, I most likely will come back after WEEKS, MONTHS, or even a year!

[papzig]

May you do Saiki x reader who comes to school like 2 times a month

Bet I love this

Saiki k characters x barely present reader

Kusuo Saiki

• Immediately notices your absence pattern without even trying.

• Reads your mind once and realizes you’re not skipping for drama.

• You just… don’t care for school.

• Respects it more than he should. Honestly? Same.

• Lowkey envies how you avoid people so easily without psychic powers.

• Keeps subtle tabs on you just to make sure you’re not in danger.

• When you do show up, he pretends not to care… but is more aware of you than usual.

• Will quietly make things easier for you (fixing assignments, nudging outcomes).

• Thinks your unpredictability is efficient since:

- less interaction = less chaos.

• If teachers start targeting you, he’ll intervene behind the scenes.

• You’re one of the few people whose presence doesn’t drain him… probably because it’s rare.

Shun Kaido

• Convinced your absences are tied to some secret organization.

• “They’ve been recruited… haven’t they…?”

• When you show up, he acts like you’ve returned from a dangerous mission.

• Tries to casually ask where you’ve been but gets dramatic instead.

• Would 100% create a conspiracy board about your schedule.

• If you brush it off, he assumes you’re protecting him from the truth.

• Gets weirdly proud if you acknowledge him specifically when you’re there.

• Talks about you like you’re mysterious and powerful.

• If someone calls you lazy, he DEFENDS you

• “You don’t understand what they’re dealing with!!”

• Sees you as someone living a double life.

Aren Kuboyasu

• At first, assumes you’re skipping because of trouble or a bad situation.

• When he realizes you’re just… not showing up? He’s confused but not judgmental.

• Lowkey relates

• School isn’t exactly his favorite place either.

• When you do come in, he makes sure no one gives you a hard time.

• Will quietly ask if everything’s okay, in a surprisingly gentle tone.

• If teachers try to call you out, he’s glaring before they finish the sentence.

• Doesn’t push you to change — respects your choices.

• Finds your chill attitude kinda calming.

• Gets used to your random appearances and starts looking forward to them.

• You’re someone he watches out for without making it obvious.

Riki Nendo

• “Huh?? Don’t you go here??”

• Fully forgets you’re enrolled until you randomly show up again.

• Treats every appearance like a reunion.

• Immediately invites you to get ramen like you’ve been gone for years.

• Doesn’t question it much, just happy to see you.

• Will loudly announce your return to everyone.

• Thinks you must be super busy with “important stuff.”

• Shares food with you like it’s tradition.

• If someone complains about your attendance, he shrugs it off.

• In his mind, you’re just a friend who shows up when it matters.

Kineshi Hairo

• Initially… very concerned.

• Attendance is IMPORTANT to him. Like, deeply.

• Tries to track you down to motivate you back into a routine.

• Gives passionate speeches about consistency and effort.

• But when he sees you’re not struggling, just choosing differently, he pauses.

• Starts focusing on making the days you are there productive.

• Greets you with 110% energy every single time.

• Makes you feel included instantly, no matter how long you’ve been gone.

• Still encourages better attendance… but respects your pace more over time.

• Quietly admires that you don’t bend to pressure easily.

Kokomi Teruhashi

• At first, offended you’re not around to witness her perfection.

• Wonders how someone can just… not show up and not care??

• When you do appear, she makes sure it’s a moment.

• Tries to charm you immediately, expects the usual reaction.

• If you’re unfazed? Oh, now she’s invested.

• Thinks your absence adds to your “mysterious appeal.”

• Starts noticing when you are there more than anyone else.

• Gets slightly competitive for your attention.

• If others talk about your attendance, she deflects it gracefully.

• Secretly wants you to show up more… but won’t admit it.

Chiyo Yumehara

• Thinks you’re super mysterious and kinda cool.

• Lowkey imagines dramatic reasons for your absences.

• When you show up, she’s excited but also nervous.

• Worries you won’t remember her if you haven’t seen her in a while.

• Tries to catch up with you quickly and asks a LOT of questions.

• Gets a little sad when you disappear again.

• Romanticizes your “rare appearances” like something out of a story.

• If she likes you, she overthinks every interaction even more.

• Keeps little mental notes of things you say since she doesn’t see you often.

• Always looks forward to the next time you show up.

[euphress]

Hello! This is my first time making a request, so I'm not sure how it works. But could you make headcanons for The Disastrous Life of Saiki K? I haven't found many writers who are part of the fandom, so I was excited when I found your account!

I just wanted to request Saiki.K headcanons as a yandere with a gender-neutral reader!, since it's my first time making a request I don't really know how to do it, so I'm sorry if I ordered it wrong or something, feel free to ignore my request in that case! :D

(Actually, English is not my native language. I'm sorry for any spelling mistakes this message may have, but I hope you have a nice day.)

YANDERE HEADCANONS

(pretending this request wasn’t made in july of last year…)

yandere kusuo saiki x gn reader headcanons

warnings: stalking, murder (?), kidnapping, mild mild nsfw (mention of sexual activity but nothing explicit… barely there)

• in my opinion, if kusuo ever fell in love with someone in canon, i genuinely think he’d naturally have some yandere qualities

• i think that shortly after he’d realize someone actually managed to make him desire them, when he’s never desired anyone before, he wouldn’t want to risk losing such a feeling

• granted, that would come after the initial shock of falling for you and trying everything to make those feelings go away so he doesn’t have to confront them

• but they don’t go away and he learns to love the feelings he harbors for you

• he’d naturally be a jealous one, seeing as how he can read thoughts

• he’d have to hear all the lustful or sappy shit other people think about you, even strangers walking by that think a fleeting ‘huh… they’re cute’ get under his skin

• kusuo uses his psychic powers to make sure nobody else even gets a chance with you. using telepathy, he’d make sure you never even end up in a situation where you’d be alone with someone long enough for them to confess or make a move on you

• kusuo would admire from a distance for a very long time. keeping any potential suitors from shooting their shot while simultaneously refusing to shoot his

• instead of talking to you, he tries to get closer to you by using telepathy to figure out what kind of guy you’d wanna be around. similar to what he did when trying to impress satou, he’ll far-too-obviously go out of his way to be spotted drinking your favorite drink or reading your favorite manga so that you’ll think he’s cool and desire a friendship with him

• kusuo has morals, but they become shaky when it comes to you. he’d rather not admit that, when he finds out you prefer people with a hair color other than his own, he uses telepathy to flood your brain with thoughts like ‘you know, pink hair is kinda sexy’, etc and this goes for any trait of his, really

• kusuo is good at staying out of your line of sight when he’s following you, but not so good at going unspotted by others

• toritsuka and aiura sneak up on him while he’s admiring you from afar and just absolutely rip into him

• “woah, saiki, you’re being a total stalker!”

• “what’s with that look on your face?”

• ‘both of you shut up. like you’re any better.’

• he goes out of his way to protect you, too, without you ever even knowing it. everyone that has any thoughts of harming you is pretty quickly erased from the history books.

• what? people like that shouldn’t exist in the first place, anyway. if anything, he’s doing humanity a favor.

• go down a back alley you shouldn’t have? suddenly you’re teleported mid-turn to a safer pathway.

• you’re sick? he’ll lull you to sleep with a telepathic melody and then use his powers to cool your body temperature. when you wake up, you swear you’d shut your bedroom door before you went to bed, but maybe you were just too out of it to remember correctly…

• makes it pretty clear to toritsuka, given his pervy nature, that if he so much as breathes near you, he’ll send him to a monastery

• if you end up dating, which is fairly likely to happen given kusuo’s telepathic interference with your romantic preferences, he’s gentle with you

• he’s afraid that if he holds your hand too tight, or hugs you, that he’ll slip up and break you

• so, he doesn’t initiate anything unless he feels he has no choice. instead, he’ll let you come to him (or persuade you too by invading your thoughts). he can’t hurt you if he keeps his arms at his sides while you hug him.

• he seems uninterested in you on the surface, but anyone that looks a little closer can see his feelings clearly. he’s always around, he’s always paying attention to you, keeping you out of danger, clearing your name

• his tsundere side wars with his yandere one. he’s too proud to tell you he loves you, but also wants nothing more than to hear you say it to him a million times over

• he’ll pretend he doesn’t want to run to you while praying that you’ll run to him

• won’t compliment you flirtatiously but purges anyone that does

• he has the power to end earth itself if he chose, and yet, i’d say he’s one of the less dangerous yanderes. his moral compass and cool nature keeps him from doing anything too unforgivable.

• should he be pushed to the point of capturing you, though, he won’t put up with disobedience for long

• he isn’t violent, but if he’s had enough of your crying, a swift neck-chop is bound to happen

• won’t do anything sexual or physical without your consent — partially because he’s morally opposed and partially because he doesn’t really have a ton of interest in sexual activities to begin with

• sure, once in a while you manage to bring out the tiny, tiny, TINY perverted bone in his body, but even then, he only wants you in bed if you want to be there

• otherwise, the only thing he does without your consent is kidnap you

• and influence your thoughts about him, but we’ve discussed that already

• doesn’t get the appeal of kissing until he kisses you for the first time, and now it takes every ounce of willpower not to admit he wants more of those

• not a physical guy, but ugh, kisses he understands the appeal of once he does it

• his friends can get away with more than anyone else. if a stranger thought about you in any sort of romantic light, he’d want them dead, but his friends are allowed to think you’re attractive — because, of course, you are, and he trusts them — but he still won’t tolerate anyone actually going for you

…hope these made sense, I’m so bad at headcanon format