this shit only happens to people in horror movies .
@bnjmin ♱
buffy huffs out a laugh . short, disbelieving, the kind that says yep, welcome to my tuesday. ‘ yeah, well, newsflash, ben . horror movies had to get their material from somewhere. ’ she kicks at a bit of broken glass, scanning the alley like it might lunge at them. her voice stays light, but there’s steel threaded through it, the kind that comes from too many nights like this one. ‘ trust me, i used to think that too. normal girl, california tan, big dreams, smaller attention span . then bam. vampires. demons. guys named ben who apparently moonlight as walking bad decisions. ’
her gaze flicks to him , amused, but not unkind. ‘ rule one of surviving horror–movie life? don’t split up. rule two? ’ she hefts her stake, smirk curling. ‘ stay close to the girl with the sharp stick. ’