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A super punch out edit? In this economy? Crazy I know

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Random Super Punch-Out headcanons for each character

Gabby Jay: he tries to be hip and cool with the kids so hard he's literally the "how do you do fellow kids" irl but he's so charming that everyone finds it funny

Bear Hugger: tries to be hard but on the inside he wants to be free like he used to in wii (I headcanon spo to be the last game in the series) also his favorite number is 17 for obvious reasons

Piston Hurricane: Piston Hurricane is like a title given down to the family, so like I headcanon that spo hurricane is arcade hurricanes son and is carrying his legacy

Bald Bull: again my spo headcanon is that its after mtpo/wii so bull is just an old man thats why he sucks in this game he fell off like von kaiser lol

Bob Charile: biggest bodycount don't ask

Dragon Chan: besties with Bob and takes meditation classes with Bob, currently trying to learn the "rhythm" and also crushes on Heike

Masked Muscle: never washes his mask, something about his aura

Mr Sandman: got punch drunk like bull and fell off but not as hard

Aran Ryan: changed his ways and became more nonchalant and chill after his mom yelled at him for his insane blatent cheating, he loves his mom so much he changed instantly just for her

Heike Kagero: washes his hair 16 times a day, he thinks its the source of his weird dancing teleporting powers, he hates being called rapunzel because of it

Mad Clown: literally never drops the act, ever. Was wearing his costume at his grandpas funeral

Super Macho Man: after the wii title defense he got a bunch of hate frome everyone, and in a attempt to win everyone back over he started doing "exercises" and dancing around in the ring.

Narcis Prince: he pretends to help people but everything he says is a sneak diss or jab to make the person feel like shit without making him look too assholely because "he's just trying to help/pointing out the truth"

Hoy Quarlow: ik everyone headcanons this but Hoy teaches dragon chan. Also he sometimes learns from Bob and vice versa and overall everyone likes each other.

Rick Bruiser: rick fucking hates nick with a burning passion but still likes to talk with him and is always trying to get nick to speak to him

Nick Bruiser: nick doesn't care about rick but rick is the only person he can talk to because of his social issues so he indulges with rick sometimes

Birdo Mac/Peter Punch: simular to piston hurricane little mac or just mac is a new title of sorts that'll probably be passed down from trainer to trainee soon since little mac trains birdie, also hes ethnically jewish

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Uhh how each super punch out boxer would die

Ok so I saw what @haterb0y-m0e was doing and I think its very fun and cool but I am absolutely saddened by the fact that they barely put SPO boxers in so fine I'll do it myself

Gabby Jay: He'd die because he started a fight in a mall, he got punched in the head and died on inpact. His last words were "C'mon!!!""

Bear Hugger: He went training with Soda Popinski and tried to fight a polar bear

Piston Hurricane: Died of sadness because no one likes his bum ass

Bald Bull: His bull charge got countered in the ring but he didn't stop running and killed himself and the poor boxer along with 2 others.

Bob Charile: He smoked so much weed he fainted and fell face first.

Dragon Chan: He tried to fight a robber but got shot 12 times.

Masked Muscle: Skinned alive don't ask questions.

Mr Sandman: He'd die due to just old age, no one is gonna try to fight that mf anyway.

Aran Ryan: Went insane (tradition to wii) and eventually killed a dude in the ring because he had horseshoes in his gloves, killed himself in prison.

Heike Kagero: Went to the cum factory and got his hair stuck into the gears which slowly crushed his head.

Mad Clown: Went out cold after being questioned about Jeffrey Epstein.

SUPER MACHO MAN YEAAAAAAAA: All those things he pumped into his body make him age quickier and he died by the age of 37

Narcis Prince: He went insane and died alone after the love of his life Aran Ryan passed in jail

Hoy Quarlow: His ass died of old age.

Rick Bruiser: He also died of old age, again who's gonna fuck with him he's huge

Nick Bruiser: He died of heartbreak after losing the Special Circuit belt, no one could tell for three days because he was standing still per usual