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[buttondwnfodder]

The following is a list of foods I recently ate at Dave and Buster’s:

Smashburger

Smokehouse ribs with honey glaze Atari sauce

CHEESESTICK STACK

Barbacoa quesadilla

Loaded barbacoa fries

Lee Iacoca onion rings

MEATLOVERS FUNNEL CAKE

Pretzel dog french toast

Truffle dusted lost and found salad

LOADED NACHOS

Yolked nachos

BUFF NACHOS with blue lives matter dipping sauce

Punisher flag nachos with [go ruck?] queso and a side of bullets

Fa-ji-tas

Lemon pepper chicken wings…with nintendo dip

Barry Pepper chicken wings

Red Bull pancakes with honey barbecue chunks

Applewood smoked bartender keycard

Aioli tasting flight

Slurpee martini

Jalapeno Guinness

Habenero smart water

Garlic parm banana bread

Pan-fried arcade bologna

Bone-in salami sliders

Hand-breaded chimp strips (with sega glaze)

PICKLE-BRINED CRISPY PIGEON SANDWICH

Southwest salmon plate

Northeast carp platter

4-corners diarhhea bowl

Beer-battered onion rings

and breaded elder abuse mozzarella sticks

ALL OF WHICH left me feeling very ill.

[unicornery]

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a clip from The Benson Interruption at the Del Close marathon 2013. Featuring Nikki Glaser, Jason Mantzoukas, and Seth Morris as Bob Ducca.

[night--hag]

A Special Holiday Message from Bob Ducca

The holidays can be a time of merriment and cheer. A time for friends and family to gather and take refuge in the warming bonds of fellowship to celebrate life and make it through the harsh winter months. But for others, like me, the holidays are a slow, malicious torture. Every Christmas tree, every parent and child in matching sweaters, and every wreath and every bell that jingles reminds you of your own utter loneliness- your own deeply, deeply Dr. Phil guest-level dysfunctional family and sends you into a soul crushing, noose-googling depression that you just barely get through year after year. To you, to me, to us I say this: I'm sorry you're going through this. It's not fair and it's not right. You have goodness and light in you just because you exist. You matter. You are deserving of love, warmth, friendship and good fortune no matter your flaws. Even though you have never figured out what to do with your life and have at times been a financial burden and a financial parasite to the people closest to you. Even though you have spoken out in anger at people who did nothing wrong to you. Even though you breathe through your nose down the back of peoples necks on the bus. Even though you bite down on your fork creating a sphincter-tightening scrape across your teeth with each bite of pitiful slop you shovel into your chapped mouth at a diner counter while eating alone, again. Even though you can't play music or dance or sing or do anything you still matter. This tough time you're going through is temporary. It's scientifically impossible for it to last forever. Things will get better. You will get better. Keep going- don't give up. Stay here. The world is a better place with you in it. Happy holidays and may we all have a happy and healthy new year.

-Full Throttle! With Bob Ducca EP 0.85 - The Santa's Sack Batch (feat. Jason Mantzoukas)

[kickerofelves]

Bob Ducca's List Of Potential Book Titles

[kickerofelves]

since listening to Full Throttle! With Bob Ducca i can't hear the hundreds of feral parrots in Long Beach without thinking about Perry Farrell's Feral Parrots

[night--hag]

"So often we give power to the things that shame or embarrass us by not speaking of them. Shame thrives in silence and darkness and it is by bringing it to the surface that we can see it clearly enough to beat it to death with the broom handle of self-acceptance."

-Bob Ducca, Affirmation Nation with Bob Ducca, Episode: Art Therapy

[kickerofelves]

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Bob Ducca's List Of Potential Book Titles