Jan 26, 2015
Bob was a software engineer. A lonesome software engineer. For some reason, everyone had an aversion to the poor nearsighted fellow.
One day Bob was typing in his company cubicle. A fellow employee walked into his enclosure seeking some sort of assistance. “Excuse me, I-” Bob turned around on his wheely chair. “Nngk!” the employee stammered. They then stumbled around as they rushed out of Bob’s cubicle. People were speechless at the sight of poor old Bob.