#bobby rabbit

[amissamidstthemist]

Rabbit Week Day 6: Character study.

My offering to the Rabbit fandom.

Summary: Bobby stares at the big block of text on his computer screen, completely sure he did not write it, yet there it sits, on his Facebook profile. Once he actually starts reading the thing though, the dots connect quite quickly in his head, since there's only one person who would spend a ridiculous amount of time writing such a long letter for nothing more than a stupid prank.

Fucking Jason.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64515430

[arc-angel-o]

Bobby's millionth mistake was not listening a possibly aromantic and definitively asexual's advice on how to perform sexuality/romance and pretend you're attracted to someone you're not

[arc-angel-o]

I love Bobby so much he hires someone to pretend to be his boyfriend then goes. "Um 🤨 why are you acting gay?"

[arc-angel-o]

If you didn't like my egg Toad headcanon. What if Bobby's an egg

[arc-angel-o]

I can no longer be talked down form lesbian Bobby

[arc-angel-o]

Wondering about when Maxine actually realized Bobby was lying to her. Cause that would be a little horrifying, right? And then she just plays along for the rest her life? They're both so insane

[arc-angel-o]

So sad I lost what I wrote of Bobby and my OC Levi meeting because I was cooking so hard

I need to get back to it for Maxine. She would love watching them ruin each other's lives (fujoly but also genuinely sadistically cause she definitely resents Bobby deep down)

[arc-angel-o]

I have more ideas for Maxine & Bobby programs

Dancing Queen by ABBA - it's a very safe choice if you're skating with the lady you're in love with while pretending to be a gay man. Maxine would be feeling it.

First Things First by Neon Trees - I like the idea neither Maxine or Bobby are from Los Angeles. It's probably not canon, but this is for figure skating AUs. Also, the titular line "first things first, you get what you deserve" is about getting good things, but the show Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency used it while hurting a blorbo, so I like that versatility. Maxine and Bobby probably don't think they deserve much if all they have is each other.

California by Chappell Roan - going back to the idea of them moving together for figure skating, but with a very different tone. I feel like I had more to say about it but I forget.

Gravity by Sara Bareilles - they're both holding each other back. Maybe if they make a program about it they can pretend it's not real (: maybe they can ignore the lyrics while they're skating (: I don't know if they're brave enough for this program but I'm not asking for self awareness.