Hey Fran! It's Bobo! I know you miss me and all but you really need to chill with all the texts you don't send me. Like, you're not being SUPER clingy. I know you don't have an iPhone anymore so I figured I'd describe some new stuff to you. iOS 9 came out recently, it's not as great as everyone made it out to be. Ole Miss beat Alabama last night in quite the upset. Roc is still a jerk, barking at me and such. Bo is still kind of a b**** but what's new. Si is chill as always so you're not missing anything there. But I do miss my sister (which is something I didn't expect to say). I really hope you're having fun trying out new things and taking in the world as it hits you or whatever. I just wanted to tell you hi and see how it's all going! I love you!
The sweetest, most hilarious text from my perfect, beautiful, angel little brother