🐝🍄🦝🏚 please!! Thank you! 🧡
Hi lovely!!
According to my tally of ships, Joe is in the lead so far so I'll be answering these with regard to him! 😁💖
🐝 Who takes care of the inside bugs? Cup or boot?
I will kill most bugs on-sight but I tend to apologize after bc I feel bad. 😅
Joe, on the other hand, can kill a man without batting an eye but when it comes to bugs, he is definitely the "Flee the house, set it all on fire" type 🤣
🍄 Have your or your F/O pushed each other out of your respective comfort zones at any point?
So I'm one of the most adventurous people in my friend-group but the 1 thing I WILL NOT DO is skydive because I'm shit-terrified of heights bc y'know, I have a thing about NOT ENDING UP GOING SPLAT ON THE GROUND (😭)...So of course Joe, being a paratrooper by profession, would no doubt make it his mission to try to help me out of my fear of heights. Jury's still out on whether it'll ever happen tho lol. 😆
Similarly, Joe is a fairly open-minded eater; there's not much he could get at home that he doesn't like BUT generally, he's pretty against eating anything that would probably otherwise kill him lol. So of course, I'd eventually get him to try some super-spicy Thai food, rattlesnake, & gator bc all are delicious, he just doesn't realize it yet lol 🤭
🦝 What kind of presents or trinkets have you and your F/O gotten each other?
I've always wanted a gold or silver heart-shaped locket but they're pretty hard to come by & they're not cheap...It'd take a lot of saving paycheck by paycheck & a lot of scouring stores, but eventually, probably for a holiday, he'd manage to surprise me with one. 🥺💖💖💖
Similarly, I know he'dve been eyeing a certain wristwatch for some time-- the famous 1941 Longines Evidenza, like the kind Humphrey Bogart wore in Casablanca-- but being a cabbie, he'd not make near enough to buy it & still get the locket for me.
Being the complete sap that he is (even tho no one else gets to see it lol 🤭), he'd forego the watch to get me the locket while trying to pretend it was no big deal ("Hey, anythin' for my girl") so of course, I'd be saving up my own money on the side to get him the watch for a Hanukkah gift, if not sooner bc I love him, your honor 🥺💖💖💖
Also, we're both comic book nerds + true crime nerds so one or both of us showing up with the latest issue of a new comic or detective novel would not be uncommon! 🤭
🏚 If you had to pick the ideal place to surprise your F/O with a vacation to, where would it be?
Hmm, this is a hard one but probably somewhere way out in the countryside somewhere, like a ranch, cottage, or farmhouse type of place.
Joe grew up crowded in the city with a really big, busy family + he works in the big city for a living, so he's constantly surrounded by the hustle & bustle which can get really draining after awhile. I think he'd really like the relaxation & beauty that nature can provide, far away from everything, where he can just let his guard down & relax for once, enjoying each other's company without feeling pressured or rushed.
Not to mention, you bet your ass I'm gonna teach that city boy how to horseback ride if it kills me! 🤭
Thank you so much for the Ask, lovely, these were so much fun!! 💖💖💖