Mar 26, 2012
So, your girlfriend or sister or whatever died. SO WHAT. Look at this! Where does beard end and body hair begin? It's magnificent. If I had the choice between stabbing up this beauty to resurrect a lady or just spending the rest of my days riding around INSIDE HIS BEARD, I'd stab up the dead lady just in case. Also, what kind of a name is 'Sixth Colossus'? Arise, Charlie Bimblecakes, the only wonder of my world.
(Suggested by @chongster62)