#bold choice

[barkrk]

insane comment to receive on a post i wrote with my dick in my hand

[kitchling]

Wheatus presumably...

Band manager: "Hey gang, did you want to hire a female vocalist to feature on your new track Teenage Dirtbag?"

Brendan Brown: "All good man, I totally got this!"

Manager: "Err, are you sure? We can easily pull in someone from the label...."

Brendan: "Nah dude, no one will even be able to tell. Trust me!"

Manager: "Alright... "

[loki-zen]

speaking of pattern-matching: I ran into someone at WorldCon who, as they described their gender and relationships and their transatlantic epistolary romance (not their words), I grew increasingly convinced was in fact you. They were not, but they were felt incredibly seen to know that this is a type of person and not just something unique.

🥰 im a Type of Guy!

[nerdalmighty]

I have the authority to do whatever I want!

[walkawaytall]

I'm watching Pitch Perfect for the first time in like a decade and, holy cow, if I were Kimmy Jin, I would be requesting a room transfer after the first time my roommate's professor dad decided that knocking means he can just open our dorm room door without waiting to be let in.

[gifsofarrakis]

“A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that balances are correct.”

-Dune, Frank Herbert & Dune (2020) dir. Villeneuve

[ohimtherebabey]

my guy said Let Me Sweat To Death Wearing Jeans In Italy But Let Me Wear Jorts In Budapest, Which Is Significantly Cooler Than Bologna

[blackberries45]

Walmart on a holiday is the worst choice anyone could ever make