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8TH PLACE????

[an-absolute-trainwreck]

HEY TUMBLR WTF DOES THIS MEAN-

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At last Spider-Man has found Doc Ock, and to his horror, Aunt May is with him. They fight, despite May asking Octavius not to, and we get... this.

Yeah. You read right. Doctor Octopus is claiming that he’s in love with May Parker.

I can’t even.

Obviously Spider-Man does not take this very well since, you know, it’s his aunt and one of his enemies, and he starts wailing on Doc Ock like never before. It’s nothing too graphic, of course, but his outrage is obvious, and it’s enough to drive May to pick up a gun, threaten to shoot Spider-Man with it, and fire off a round at him.

Holy shit.

She misses, of course, but still, oh my fucking god.

[blendinblandinsblog]

I feel dumb, I lost track of the days and almost thought today was my birthday when it’s tomorrow. Oops.

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FINALLY

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Crabs crabs crabs crabs crabs crabs CRABS CRABS!

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Me whenever I start getting super attached to a new character: oh... oh no... oh god... oh crap oh shit oh fuck IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN

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STEVEN UNIVERSE FUTURE SOUNDTRACK HAS BEEN RELEASED I AM LIVING