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[12:17:29 AM] human disaster barry allen: how do i get a wiener back on

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#ɴɪᴋᴇ ʟᴀʙᴇᴏᴜғ ( juli )#( get out of my life with this. )#( i just swallowed water wrong. )#( jesUS. )#boltstruck

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

[ text -> sent 06:13 pm -> barry ] i’ve played this game before [ text -> sent 06:15 pm -> barry ] we both know you’re going to come home with both, why does this continue to be an important part of our conversations?

#boltstruck #ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ · ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪғᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ( meme )#ғᴏᴏᴛʟᴏᴏsᴇ ( temp barry tag )#ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ·ᴛ sᴛᴀʏ ʜᴇʀᴇ ( ft boltstruck )#( don't have a phone tag but. )#( whateves. )

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

[ sms – BARRY ] : if they want to, they’ll let you know. [ sms – BARRY ] : also what makes you say that?

TEXT MESSAGE MEME . ACCEPTING.

#clark voice : /no/ every alien does not know each other barry #boltstruck

✉ ⁇ ø # @ & % ツ $

MEME. // i do not deSERVE THESE ONSLAUGHT OF HELL

✉ for a text that WASN’T sent ( && my personal fav of the one that was )

[ text -> not sent 08:28 pm -> barry ] i could’ve told the younger version of myself not to go on that gambit with ollie, everyone was asking why i didn't. all i said was ‘i don’t know.’[ text -> not sent 08:30 pm -> barry ] i should’ve, shouldn’t i? maybe then laurel would be alive. she wouldn’t be the next mrs. queen but she’d be alive. that falls on me. again.[ text -> sent 08:45 pm -> barry ] i wouldn’t change a thing.

⁇for a DRUNK text

[ text -> sent 02:40 am -> barry ] i'm pretty sure america's most wuanted in 20 years jkust tried to buy mbe a inrdk[ text -> sent 02:43 am -> barry ] in joggers. mi got hit yon by a 20 yrear qold designed to look kmile an 80 year old[ text -> sent 02:57 am -> barry ] what happened to being here din an homur? iat's been 2.

ø for a LATE NIGHT text

[ text -> sent 04:01 am -> barry ] that ‘new’ smoothie place is close and surprisingly still open. why don’t they still have these?[ text -> sent 04:15 am -> barry ] but the liquor store is closer and i’m already here. wine is considered a smoothie, right? it goes down smooth. [ text -> sent 04:30 am -> barry ] it is now.

# for a RANDOM text

[ text -> sent 01:41 am -> barry ] rip put me on team ‘kidnap a future dictator’ for the remainder of the evening. i’m free now. this kid has less of a social life than i did back in middle school.[ text -> sent 01:45 am -> barry ] what’s going on with your toes?

@ for a SCARED text

[ text -> sent 01:00 pm -> barry ] what if we don’t make it back home, barry? we have no idea what’s going on with you, we’ve lost all communication with everyone we love..[ text -> sent 01:10 pm -> barry ] i won’t be able to see my daughter grow up. she’s going to grow up thinking i abandoned them. what kind of mother abandons their child?

& for a LOVING text

[ text -> sent 09:02 pm -> barry ] just get home. safe. we’ll figure out the rest when you get here, okay?

% for a CURIOUS text

[ text -> sent 03:18 am -> barry ] how many more times do you plan on reminding future you to say hi to me and then say hi to past you?[ text -> sent 04:12 am -> barry ] how does that even work?

ツfor an EXCITED text

[ text -> sent 06:05 pm -> barry ] the season premiere of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is on TONIGHT. we’ll have to drink to you beating your own time record another time.[ text -> sent 06:07 pm -> barry ] tonight is about sarah michelle gellar, not you.

$ for an ACCIDENTAL text

[ text -> sent 08:07 pm -> ollie ] he’s got you in speed. and there’s that healing in a matter of a day thing that he’s got you on. [ text -> sent 08:12 pm -> ollie ] i’m not saying he could beat you, ollie. i’m just saying that, depending on the circumstances, he.. might have the upper hand.[ text -> sent 08:13 pm -> barry ] always has the upper hand. i meant always. autocorrect.

#boltstruck #ғᴏᴏᴛʟᴏᴏsᴇ ( temp barry tag )#( i'm waiting for that episode to come out before i make an official tag for barry. )#( u feel? )#ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ · ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪғᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ( meme )#( gOD I HAVE TO LONG POST YOU TOO. )#long post for ts #ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ·ᴛ sᴛᴀʏ ʜᴇʀᴇ ( ft boltstruck )#ɪ ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʀᴇsᴄᴜᴇᴅ ( legends I )#ʏᴏᴜ·ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴏsᴇsᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ·ʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ( ft oliverqxeen )

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

( sent -> sara ) why are you even questioning if I can beat Barry?( sent -> sara ) I already have.( sent -> barry ) do you want me to put another arrow in you?

#( im not even playing with you larry allen )#( ill fuck you up a g a i n )#boltstruck #➶. ɪ·ᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀs ᴏʟɪᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴊ ᴜ s ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀʀᴏᴡ ( phone. )#( the audacity )

#im honey stars geT YOUR FACTS RIGHT KOKO KRUCH

nothing star quality about u at all rn frostie.

#boltstruck #tbd tag

TEXT MEME | inboxSend “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[ text to FLASHDANCE.mov ] : can you please tell your boyfriend to stop leaving his shit at our place, ollie stopped being able to differentiate which green shirts are his and which aren’t[ text to FLASHDANCE.mov ] : if you guys are even still dating or whatever, i mean you’re so confusing sometimes, sorry [ text to FLASHDANCE.mov ] : oh wait hold up[ text to FLASHDANCE.mov ] : that was for carol nevermind[ text to FLASHDANCE.mov ] : actually i guess you can tell him hal’s over there all the time too[ text to FLASHDANCE.mov ] : WELL ACTUALLY[ text to FLASHDANCE.mov ] : i guess that works anyways forget all my previous texts, tell your boyfriend to stop leaving his shit at our place pls, thanks <3[ text to FLASHDANCE.mov ] : and tell iris i said hi and that i’m sorry i missed our girl’s night last week! i hope she and the girls had a good time anyway![ text to FLASHDANCE.mov ] : your dating life IS confusing though, no offense

#boltstruck #[inbox]#i promise shes not drunk

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youtube.com/watch?v… is this her theme song

when do u even come from

#boltstruck #JULI NO