#bonding!!!

[derabbet-in-the-circus]

I must admit, Doctor is slowly growing on me Love the bird man /p

[melorasmushrooms]

Was talking with one of the parents at pick up while she and her son picked out stuff for the movie they were attending later and she and I started talking about favorite snacks which was very fun because we figured out that we’re both fond of the peanut butter M&Ms and Ruffles sour cream and cheddar chips

[theodoradevlin]

"Mrs. Devlin, h-hello, sorry to bother you, you probably don't even know me, I'm Fred... I've overheard from M a reliable source that you produce some... Salves... For ni tender sore spots? I've had a cupboard encounter recently that left me with some, uh, battle scars that need special attention."

Fred makes no eye contact while talking mumbling this to you, his ears as red as the unseen and unspoken tender areas under his shirt.

Theo listens to Fred patiently, wondering why in Merlin's name he was so nervous.

"Ohhhh, Fred..."

She nods sympathetically, to encourage him to continue.

Then her brow raises. Salves? Hm. The only salves she had made lately was one for Montrose's poorly protected pecks....and then she freezes when she hears Fred say 'cupboard.' She blushes right in return.

"Oh, Fred."

This time, her statement is said very knowingly.

Obviously, Halloween approaching did NOT mean Theo was safe from unforeseen jump scares before then, including meeting a very unexpected close acquaintance.

But Theo always did pride herself on playing well with others.

She tries to clear her throat, "Erm...I'm sadly out of salves for the moment. Oddly enough, they've been in high demand. Or maybe it isn't odd? I'm not even sure anymore." Her words trail off as unwelcome mental images start flooding her brain of what in Merlin's name was happening to everyone's 'tender areas'.

Such grabby, grabby paws.

"Anyway" She clears her throat again, "...I'll try and whip up some more for you next time I'm in potions! In the meantime, perhaps wear more layers if you plan on getting back in that broom cupboard? I know that's usually the OPPOSITE goal of broom cupboards...but ..I mean.....y-you know what I mean!!!!" Theo is aware she is rambling like a crazy person to keep herself from a fit of laughter she may never recover from.

She trains her face back to concern, and drops her voice to a whisper, "...And um....well, nifflers can be very proud creatures sometimes, you know? Not saying I know there's a niffler involved. BUT. If there was....perhaps if you tried to call him little lord in the broom cupboard..? Not that I know much about that. Educated guess, of course."

At this point, Theo accepts there is no point in trying to save face any longer. Just nips.

[swiftsuburbanlegends]

Mia: is it really that cold in Russia?

William: oh you are so not ready for this.

[nsfwitchy2]

I love going out with my dad while I’m stoned and unmedicated, cause he’s in his 70s and very forgetful and I’m unmedicated and stoned and very forgetful and together we are lost in the parking lot looking for the car <3

[grandstanded]

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          ‘    what was it like, rox    ?       ‘   he sits back against the clock tower, blue ice cream making the pads of his fingers a bit sticky.   he tilts his head to face his friend, lips twisting up into a smile.     ‘     what was it like, visiting other worlds?   i never even thought they were a thing &. now, i’m super curious.       ‘

[foxstole]

true friendship means lounging on opposite sides of the room while compiling your own respective super gay playlists