Bone Weevil: I pick up that bejeweled, motherfuckin dagger!
Hawaiian Coffee: Oh, and I shrink you to 1/8th the size!
DM: you are now 3/8ths of a foot tall!
Bone Weevil: Why would you do that?!
Hawaiian Coffee: Look at the big man and his dagger
Bone Weevil: I was a short Goblin! I was shorter than you! shorter than a gnome!
















