Actual Dad here. What shall I do with my Dad Hands?
i…um…i mean, u kno. dad things. drink coffee. read the news. tap noses. choke throats. tie shoes. gesture emphatically. shake hands heartily. sign papers. threaten stupid boys. open doors. tug ponytails. tuck in @ bedtime. do w/e dads do @ nite when kids are asleep. dad stuff.















