#bonebrodnd

[birdamis]

Me(The DM to the party): Wait ya'll the sentient vsco girl wagon isn't pulled by a horse, she just rolls around on her own.

Player 1: No. No, I hate that.

Player 2: wha-

Player 1: Can we atleast have one horse?

Me: Fine, but you have to look up a photo and put it in the discord

Them:

ID: "two cropped screenshots of discord. In the first photo there is a picture of Twilight Sparkle, From My Little Pony posted by "Player one", and below that a picture posted by "player two" of a white pony. The second photo "player two" has posted another white pony but it's very fluffy and chumby. Underneath that picture "player one" wrote: "this guy's name is big dickacus. End ID."

[birdamis]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the arrogant one* *jacob* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *materalistic physician fighter* *atheist cleric orc* *cat thief gremlin* *a goblin baby* *vsco girl sentient wagon*

[birdamis]

*me sliding into the dnd groupchat*: hey guys here's my new dnd oc, his name is Jimmey Buffeett, he's a human bard, and he's choatic evil

[birdamis]

Dissassociating (parasitic)