#bonepurr asks

[bonepurr]

sings and incredibly off key happy birthday song - welcome to my family bitch

i s2g 

u fuckin nerd ilu

[bonepurr]

NISHIKI from fire emblem (the fox dad aka love of my life)

here u go anon

[bonepurr]

9, 13, 17, 30, 38, 39, 42, 48, 51, 53, 58, 62, 64, 71, 72, 75, 78

gonna put this under a readmore bc thats a lot

9. Describe your perfect mate

hmhm this is hard bc honestly i dont have an ideal perfect mate???? mostly just someone im comfortable enough w to not be afraid to tell them my insecurities

13. Do you get jealous easily?

not really 

17. Do you like kissing in public?

 i don’t like full out kissing but like light kisses on the cheek or lips as a cute lil sign of affection ye uwu

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

if i said no id be lying lmfao, but i cant rly think of anything specific to change rn bc honestly i hate everything

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

yes

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have

of course but its good bc turns out i didnt really want them to begin with

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

no very long ;;

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

“thats okay!!” then id probably go cry and try to get over it.

51.Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

a few

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

if there is i dunno about them

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

kittens, jokes, food, puppies, just baby animals give them to me

62.  What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

im not rly sure 

64. What is your definition of cheating?

mmmm, becoming physically involved with someone else, sexting(?) someone else. i guess… ?

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

omfg um i can’t rly remember any of them i just have rly weird dreams like that… they freak me out

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

not really a word person…. i like moans?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

my friends are all rly sweet and right now the only thing popping up in my head is buying me food lmao.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

if i said it wouldnt be a secret anymore :3c

[bonepurr]

18, 26, 27

18. Obsession?

hmmmm thats a hard one..... baby animals??? lmao my life is so empty rn i dont rly have an obesssion

26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?

probs meeting all my friends online and off also meeting my bf 

27. Something you would change about yourself?

tbh i wish i wasnt a giant sack of crying, like i wish i wouldn’t start crying the moment i try to tell someone something personal. back in high school i would start crying trying to tell the nurse my stomach hurt. but it didnt hurt enough to make me cry but just telling her made me cry???? 

i hate it 

[bonepurr]

hey B)

1. First impression: oh my god their art is so gr8 i better shut up before i say something dumb2. Truth is: ur a lil shit but ilu anyway3. How old do you look: 20 4. Have you ever made me laugh: u've almost killed me from laughing while i just took a sip of water5. Have you ever made me mad: i don't think so?? 6. Best feature: ur face B) u also have rad hair7. Have I ever had a crush on you: like friend crush 8. You’re my: friend aND BEST AT KEEPING ME SAFE IN WOW even if u killed me that one time

[bonepurr]

hey nerd

1. First impression: this person is rly good friends with this other cool person i bet they just as cool2. Truth is: ur a huge nerd weab3. How old do you look: 204. Have you ever made me laugh: good lord ye5. Have you ever made me mad: nope6. Best feature: ur motherly uh HOW U ACT AS GROUP MAMA7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah8. You’re my: weab ma

[bonepurr]

43, 44, all the relationship ones lol

43.Do you want to get married?

i never really thought about it ahahah. buti suppose its possible???

44.Can you curl your tongue?

yup! sure can i practiced when i was little bc i thought it was cool

oh lordy all the relationship one s

45.How many relationships have you had?

one and im currently still in it :3

46.How can I win your heart?

GIVE ME KITTENS DROWN ME IN BABY ANIMALS 

47.what makes a great relationship?

uh… mutual respect and trust?? I DUNNO IM NOT AN EXPERT

48.Shy OR open?

this is a ver confusing question

50.Religious OR non-religious?

i would be fine w either long as they are not pushing it on me or others

51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?

i dont see how being caring is restricting unless it was like over protective??

52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?

this is another tricky one because i grew up around my family smoking weed and drinking, so im accepting of that if it makes you happy but NOT TO THE POINT OF ADDICTION and im not ok with hard drugs

53.Piercings OR no piercings?

either or idk

54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?

same as above uvu

55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?

little of both, i like to go out sometimes but not all the time

[bonepurr]

4, 18, 20

4.What’s your religion?

agnostic, i do not believe in god(s) but i also do not deny the possibility that there is a god(s)

18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

yes its a very nice feeling uvu 

20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

ye in high school this girl in front of me said it. triggering mad blushing on my part sobs