#bonerisms

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if you get too good at posting, matt mullenweg gets an inferiority complex and deletes your account

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my daily grind:

6 am - wake

6.10 - 7 am - remind self that i am a gorgeous, charming and attractive high femme

7 - 8am - brekkies :3

8.10 - noon - lounge around in a dressing gown and smoke and think about killing my husband

noon - poison husbands lunch

noon - 3 pm - dispose of husbands body

3.10 - 5pm - dress up in my beautiful clothes my late husband bought me and think about how i am worth it 5

- 6pm - dinnar

6.10 - 8pm - i dress for da clubbbb

8.10 - 11pm - i hit da clubbbb

11.10 - midnight - lesbian sex

midnight - sleep

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thinking abt how someone i followed once messaged me to say that i seem cool but they hate anime and it's banned on their blog. the funniest thing is that i had, at that point, never posted a single anime picture ever. they simply must have observed my transgender swag and thought Waow what would an awesome and sexy transgender woman post about? i know...anime....my beloathed

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some kind of ekstasis being advertised to me on tumblr dot com

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found family tgirl polycule but i'm the third cousin you never speak to who sends you a rubbish present for your birthday and always burns the barbeque

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all love poets have secretly been catullus, except for catullus, who was secretly sappho

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mulier: cenam emere debeo. gallum volo.

sacerdos magnae matris: salve

mulier: non tu! quomodo ego te consumere potero?

sacerdos: ...

mulier: ....

coniectura: utraeque puellae erant

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someone has to stop catullus