#bonghwan

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Mr. Queen Incorrect Quotes.

Bong-hwan: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Cheoljong: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Bong-hwan: Seize the dick.

( Cheoljong’s instantly adding that to his book )

Bong-hwan: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Cheoljong: WHY?!

Bong-hwan: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

( Cheoljong and Bong-hwan meeting in the future like. )

Cheoljong: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Bong-hwan: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Cheoljong, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

Cheoljong: So... what’s goin’ on?

Bong-hwan: You want the long version or the short version?

Cheoljong, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Bong-hwan: Shit’s fucked.

Cheoljong: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

( cue Lady Choi stressing in the background )

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That scene where bonghwan was sobbing because he found out cheoljong died was how i was crying when cheoljong said "i feel as if somethings missing."

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Mr. Queen Incorrect Quotes

Bong-hwan, talking about Cheoljong : WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

Cheoljong : Are you ready to commit?

Bong-hwan: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Bong-hwan: Cheoljong and I are no longer dating.

Cheoljong : Bong-hwan, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

Bong-hwan: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Cheoljong : Nope, there's 26.

Bong-hwan: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Cheoljong : Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Bong-hwan: You'll get the D later ;).

Bong-hwan: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Cheoljong : Is that a picture of you?

Bong-hwan: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Mr. Queen Incorrect Quotes

Bong-hwan: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good, so I simply did myself.

Bong-hwan: This should be illegal!

Lady Choi, completely over his shit: It is.

Bong-hwan: I hope no one lowkey hates me.

Bong-hwan: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.

Bong-hwan: Go big or go home.

Bong-hwan, unprompted at literally anyone: You should never be put in a kitchen again, now step aside and let a real chief show you how it’s done.

Yeongpyeong: What the hell is wrong with you?

Bong-hwan: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

Bong-hwan: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

Random person: Your majesty, your cousin is here.

Bong-hwan: GODDAMNIT!

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My personal headcanon is that Bong-Hwan and Byeol-ga would end up being besties so much that it would concern everyone around them. Especially Cheoljong.

Like imagine at first all they did was bicker or try to one up each other. Right. Everyone got used to it so much that when they suddenly switch it up and start tag teaming everyone, they get concerned.

Cheoljong: what do you mean, you saw Bong-Hwan and Byeol-ga laughing together?!

Cheoljong: did those two really just agree on something?!

Cheoljong : did they just say they came up with a plan!? Together?!

They would stress Cheoljong and even Yeongpyeong so much, they wouldn’t know what to do.

It would be complete chaos.

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Mr.Queen Incorrect quotes.

Cheoljong: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.

Bong-Hwan: Why did you say that so vaguely? Yeongpyeong and I are literally the only people you called in here.

Bong-Hwan: Go big or go home!

Lady Choi: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.

Bong-Hwan: I'm going big!

Byeol-ga: If you had to date anyone in this room besides Cheoljong, who would it be?

Cheoljong : I don’t like this game.

Bong-Hwan: myself.

Yeongpyeong : oh no, you can’t ’myself’ your way out of this.

Cheoljong : trust me, thats a genuine answer.

Yeongpyeong : why am I not surprised.

Bong-Hwan : gotta have that self love, baby.

Yeongpyeong: never speak to me again.

Bong-Hwan: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Byeol-ga: But are you shuffling?

Bong-Hwan: Everyday.

Cheoljong: What language are you two speaking??

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Mr. Queen Incorrect Quotes.

So-yong: Bong-Hwan, I need some advice.

Bong-Hwan: You need advice from ME?

So-yong: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

Bong-Hwan: Just trust your gut!

So-yong: Babe, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission and jump into a lake.

Bong-Hwan: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like?

So-yong: Do you make any other kind?

Bong-Hwan: So-yong, I am nothing if not a man of principle.

Bong-Hwan: Now let’s break into Cheoljong’s room.

Bong-Hwan, in the midst of his bisexual awakening: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

So-yong: just let it all out, buddy.

Bong-Hwan: Am I right, So-yong?

So-yong: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

Bong-Hwan: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.

So-yong: Bong-Hwan, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

Random stranger : So let me get this straight—

Bong-hwan : I am stop you right there, there is nothing straight about this.

Random Stranger : but . . .

So-yong : you heard him, nothing straight about it.

Random stranger, eyeing them both : if you say so but you are both married to the same man, right?

So-yong: legally speaking yes but it’s complicated.

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Mr. Queen Incorrect Quotes.

Yeongpyeong: What are you doing?

Cheoljong, with literally heart eyes: Admiring the view

( cue yelngpyeong following his gaze to see bong-hwan drilling Byeol-ga with random practice forms he insist he needs to learn. )

Yeongpyeong, side eyeing: right . . .

Bong-hwan: you know what, I am just gonna say it!

Bong-hwan: Byeong-in and Yeongpyeong can be pretty similar-

( cue Byeong-in and Yeongpyeong gasping in outrage )

Byeong-in : I will end you

Yeongpyeong : I will end you.

Byeong-in : . . .

Yeongpyeong : . . .

Bong-hwan : WHAT DID I SAY!

So-yong : So what’s the situation exactly?

Bong-hwan : Cheoljong and I are married.

Bong-hwan: Byeol-ga and Hawn want to get married but are two afraid to say anything.

Bong-hwan: and those two . . .

( gesturing to Yeongpyeong and Byeong-in bickering )

Bong-hwan : are still figuring things out.

So-yong : I see.