No worries. Idk if my old professor is still at CSU his name is Fenton. He was hysterical. Talking about Michelangelo obviously being gay because his ladies have pecs with boobs suction cupped on top. 😝
It’s not Fenton, though I think Fenton came up in class once? As a ‘faux bitter rival” thing.It’s not clear HOW the Dented Orange Boobs came to be, because if mike’s letters were any indication, half the roman court ladies were trying to get in his pants, and some succeed, so presumably he’d seen a boob at least ONCE.
My personal theory is that Mike knew what Boobs Looked Like, but since those statues are in the tomb of Julius VI, the jackass that harangued him into painting the ceiling and was kind of an all-around jacakss and womanizer, Mike deliberately sculpted the WORST BOOBS POSSIBLE on the statues so that if Julius would be getting any tail in the afterlife, it would be from hideous Dented-Orange-Boob-Men.
