#booboipresents

[uncovered-rpg]

❝ EVENT ❞ /// I’ve never seen this many smooches in one night before ! For a silly party game , a fair amount of people are following through . 

Did anyone else catch a glimpse of the Damsel in Distress earlier ? With a face as bright as a tomato , they were definitely looking forward to the name they pulled . Didn’t think Technoblade , of all people , would have an admirer ! Then again , their taste is questionable at best — we shouldn’t expect anything less than absurdity . Who else would blush for xem ?

Oh ! And we can’t forget about the Little Lamb , can we ? Kissing a nameless nobody isn’t that big of a feat , but I must say I’m proud . Didn’t think she’d get that far if I’m being honest . Such a shame it was only for the game . What are the chances Nameless Nobody meant it ? ( Don’t answer that ; it’ll just break the poor Little Lamb’s heart , and I’d much rather see hive played like a fiddle . Better for business , so to speak . )

Sweetheart is making moves tonight , too . They pulled Dreamboat’s name ! Still can’t believe they approached him despite seemingly hating his guts . Are they secretly head over heels for the only other chess nerd on campus ? Tragic . Considering Dreamboat was “dating” the Queen of Hearts just a short while ago . . . Sorry Sweetheart . You may have finally found someone you can’t win over — or against . 

I’ll keep you updated as the party comes to a close , everyone . Hope you’re having fun ! I know I am . These drinks are sublime ♡