#boofiend

[princexxmizeerie]

my boyfriend totally just towel whipped me in the face by accident and it hurt like a bitch but it's fine because I'll make him pay for it later.

[princexxmizeerie]

me: stop the human race 2k15

Alex-boo: whats wrong with my girlfriend 2k15

[princexxmizeerie]

Oh come on

Me: Would you eat me out with my favorite song playing in the background?

Alex: Yesss

Me: Would you change your mind if you knew it was the original English opening to Sailor Moon?

Alex: Yessss.

[princexxmizeerie]

Like last year, I was trying to guess the stuff under the tree, he had wrapped 3 presents for me. I guessed one of the correctly (a book I told him I wanted) and he responded by saying that he wasn't actually able to get me the book.

So, morning time, my turn to unwrap gifts.... So I opened a few and found out I was correct, he did get me the book I wanted and so I hit him with it repeatedly and called him a liar.

[princexxmizeerie]

He just kissed my neck in his sleep like that is so effing cute

[princexxmizeerie]

Fucking pleb

Me: They keep watching magical girl animes that are obscure... Well, no it's not obscure, they just don't have a very big western fanbase

Alex: ... You sounded like such an anime snob just now, I'm sorry.

[princexxmizeerie]

felopez guess what pictures are in it? 83

[princexxmizeerie]

Candy thief

Me: I have to go to the bathroom

[puts half eaten chocolate bar next to Alex]

Me: Take care of this.

[Walks towards door and pauses]

Me: And by take care of it, I mean don't eat it.

Alex: [turns around with mouth full of chocolate] Oh.