Assassin-rant
Are you looking for one thing that has become the new cliché of fantasy? Well look no further! I present to you the assassin, the one thing that is in like all the fantasy books. Pick up a fantasy book, and it probably has an assassin in it. I don't mind that, not if it is done well. But a lot of books goes like this: "Oh I don't want to kill people and since I met this boy/girl/goat (none of the ones I have read has fallen for a goat, but you get it), I don't want to be an assassin anymore!" Bullshit. I did not come here to read about your little drama. I want a fucking stealth machine that kills like this fucking pro, and then just walks away and checks the dead guy of the list and is like "only twenty people left, I think I can finish this before lunch"