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Brian: stop asking me if I’m a boy or a girl

Brian: I’m a punchline.

Sandra: explain

Brian: my pronouns are he/he/he/he/he

Ames: my first husband was adopted by all of my friends like two weeks after the divorce

Sandra: that’s rough buddy

Sandra: we have your child

Kevin: which one?

Sandra: what

Kevin: which child?

Sandra: uhhh, short, black hair, kept threatening the end of humanity on us—

Kevin: oh that’s Del you don’t have them they have you good luck

Sunny: Good morning

Del: Good morning

Parker: Good morning

Lainey: Good morning

Rains: Good morning

Kevin: Good morning

Brian: Good morning

Ames: You all sound like robots. Spice it up a bit.

Sandra, throwing the door open: Hello motherfuckers!

Sandra: you’re a dumbass. you’d survive tumblr.

Brian: I think you mean tumblr would survive me. I wouldn’t survive them.

Sandra: your insolence goes too far!

Del: WRONG! It can go a lot further!

#bookrats sandra