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Brian: stop asking me if I’m a boy or a girl

Brian: I’m a punchline.

Sandra: explain

Brian: my pronouns are he/he/he/he/he

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Del: It’s a story of surviving and dying every time. That’s what all stories are in the end.

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Kidnapper: we have your dad.

Parker: I don’t have a dad.

Kidnapper: Yes you do we took him outside your bookstore.

Parker: Oh. That’s Kevin. Don’t worry, you’ll be healing from all your trauma soon.

Kidnapper, crying: Please come get him we don’t want him anymore.

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Sunny: Good morning

Del: Good morning

Parker: Good morning

Lainey: Good morning

Rains: Good morning

Kevin: Good morning

Brian: Good morning

Ames: You all sound like robots. Spice it up a bit.

Sandra, throwing the door open: Hello motherfuckers!

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Sandra: okay quiz time. You crash land on an alien planet after fleeing your own planet going up in flames. What’s the first thing you do?

Brian: find a hot local and instantly try to kill him for startling you.

Kevin, who still has lingering trauma from the event: W H Y

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Sandra: you’re a dumbass. you’d survive tumblr.

Brian: I think you mean tumblr would survive me. I wouldn’t survive them.

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Lainey: did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Del: yup!

Lainey: at what temperature?

Del: 536!

Lainey:

Del:

Ames: that is the clock

Del: 537.

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Sandra: your insolence goes too far!

Del: WRONG! It can go a lot further!

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Sandra: we have your child

Kevin: which one?

Sandra: what

Kevin: which child?

Sandra: uhhh, short, black hair, kept threatening the end of humanity on us—

Kevin: oh that’s Del you don’t have them they have you good luck

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Parker: We? You’re coming with me? No offence, but I don’t need company.

Kevin: It’s not company, it’s babysitting.

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Ames: my first husband was adopted by all of my friends like two weeks after the divorce

Sandra: that’s rough buddy

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Brian, to Auden: if you get scared, you can always hide behind me

Brian: I’ll be hiding behind Sandra

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Sunny: and you are rucking right

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Ames: Self control just got on a plane and went for a vacation in the Bahamas and isn't coming back

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Lainey: I am probably the only one at risk of actively attempting a kidnapping

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Rains: MY EYES ARE P E R F E C T EXCUSE YOU

YOU KNOW HOW MANY FUCKING CARROTS I'VE EATEN

THE RUSSIANS HAVE NOTHING ON ME

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Auden: just post an Ames

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