#bookshop.

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aziraphale’s bookshop would fit in nicely with the london section of universal studios in this essay i will

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That's a new one

That’s a new one

I was idle at the information desk when a man came up to me in a rush. Phil: “Hey! I’m looking for books on recorders.” Me: “Howiya!?…I’m not too sure about books but we do have recorders. If you come over with me we can see if there’s something there.” We arrive over at the music section and there’s no books. Me:”Sorry, mate, there’s nothing.” Phil: “No,no! Not books! I’ve lost someone who was…

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You're looking for what?

You’re looking for what?

Customers have a tendency to ask and say stupid things. For example! Today when I was stationed at the information desk when customer asked and said something stupid. Lee Harper: “Hi there!” Me: “Howiya!?” Lee Harper: “I’m looking for the book, How to kill a Monkey Bird, do you have it?” Me: “Bahahaha!” Lee Harper glares at me Me: “Sorry, but that was funny. I think you meant, How to kill a…

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Do you hear that?

Do you hear that?

Her footsteps sounded like suction pads on the wooden floor as she approached me on the information desk. She was vertical challenged and peered over the top of the desk at me. Jill: “Hi!” Me: “Ah, hello there.” Jill:” I’m looking for a right handed pen.” Me: “Haha! That’s a good one. I never heard that one before.” She glares at me. Me: “Oh! You’re serious! Well…any pen would do the job.” She’s…

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What are you waxing around for?

What are you waxing around for?

I was sitting as still as a pervert in the bushes while I did a stint on the information desk today. A middle aged woman passed by in lime green trousers and did a double take of me sitting there. This caught my attention so I looked at her and smiled. She smiled back at me and decided to come over to me. Perplexed Patricia: “Haha! Oh, my god! I thought you were made of wax, like a wax dummy.”…

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What are you waxing around for?

I was sitting as still as a pervert in the bushes while I did a stint on the information desk today. A middle aged woman passed by in lime green trousers and did a double take of me sitting there. This caught my attention so I looked at her and smiled. She smiled back at me and decided to come over to me. Perplexed Patricia: “Haha! Oh, my god! I thought you were made of wax, like a wax dummy.”…

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He seemed to have an invisible touch

I was putting out stock earlier and wasn’t sure where it went so I had to use the computer to find out. As I was looking up the books a man came from the side and decided to start talking to me.

Monty: “Do you like Darren Shan?”

Me: “Yeah, he’s a good writer.”

Monty: “Do you know him?”

Me: “Not personally, I just know of his work.”

Monty: “Do you like the Demonata series?”

Me: “I wasn’t too…

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