#boomer rambles

[boomer293]

My stupid problem son Ludo has expressed a constant desire to explore outside of his enclosure, and against my better judgement, I let him loose on the ranch with supervision.

Ludo had a strange fascination with the Slime Science machine, and stared at it for an unhealthy amount of time. I believe this is because his singular braincell overheated after witnessing it.

He was allowed to gaze upon his much more intelligent, crystaline cousins, then proceeded to bonk against the wall several times.

He then proceeded to get stuck in the pond, like the sopping wet idiot he is.

[boomer293]

After his escapades at the ranch, my stupid problem son Ludo was not content. Against my better judgement, I let him explore the Dry Reef.

Ludo attempted to play with the slimeball hoop, but was too large. I do not know what he expected.

He enjoyed the island that I had to save him from jumping off several times. I assume he was too fixated on his own reflection.

Ludo had a strange fascination with the bone wall. He would not leave this position until I forced him to, not even as I had to deal with a tarr outbreak right past it.

Above all else though, Ludo fucking loved the tunnel. I have never seen him so entertained, even with the many slime toys he has in his enclosure. I still don't understand why, as he did not enjoy the tunnels at the ranch.

I would say the fame has gone to his head, but I don't think he has one.

[boomer293]

This is my stupid problem son Ludo.

He pushed a boom plort into their coral, causing a tar outbreak that killed all his siblings and the nuclear bombs seen in the back. He was the only survivor.

I hate him, and if anything were to happen to him I will cry.

[boomer293]

Slime Rancher 2 doesn't have Quantum Slimes this is homophobic.

Rest in piss forever miss.

[boomer293]

i am capable of incredible violence and honestly at this point in my god forsaken life I'd gladly use it to maul the fuck out of some rich bigoted scumbag no matter the consequences because I just don't fucking care anymore

[boomer293]

Fucking every single event or big thing these days always has to come with a "oh the guy running this supports kicking puppies", "oh the money made from this is funding bombs that'll explode every atom of joy and whimsy in Bangladesh", "oh it's not worth it because they're charging 50 gazillion dollars for the A button",

Grrrfjjffhh...grgrggrghhhhfff...I'm gonna go feral I just wanna enjoy life without having to worry about bullshit like this

[boomer293]

TOMOLIFE, RHYTHM HEAVVEN, AND NEW RIFT CHARTS!

IT'S EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE WANTED!

[boomer293]

fuck it's already March I'm so cooked