#bootyboys

[harleypan]

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Here's the #BootyBoys from the St. Paul luau. I took videos instead of pictures because those bodies have to be in motion! @planetbooty #planetbooty #bayarea #stpaul #amsterdam #ninjabrian #luauspectacular #junkinthetrunk #yougotit #igotit #andyomamatoo https://www.instagram.com/p/BpXnktTjA2B/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dv0pkqco8i4t

[freemitchell]

being in Cleveland still makes me wanna pluck all my teeth out singularly but I got to hang with my sweet angel trap squad so my heart feels pretty full.

[exvind]

A GiFt FOR NEWwww friENds (For Ezroad)

"The wife MY WIFE mine YEs said we had new friends FRIENDS yes not like slabface and the biologist and LORD METALNUTS ithinkhe'sjustlordScreamy and such but ANOTHer couple. OH. Right. And Vaede. And hers. HERs. yes. BUT I LIKE THESE TWO SO I WILL GIVE THEM A PRESENT yes present I will give a present FOR A CUTE PAir yes adorable I WILL MAKE ART. good art NEW art yes."

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Security teams are not exactly certain just how Darth Exvind Serexith snuck past them, just as they are not certain how he knew a certain Lord would be out, how he smuggled no less than seven alien whores into said office, or whether or not they were alive or dead before the mad zabrak went to work. It is still undetermined whether or not the twitching, crimson-clad Sith simply used his authority to get past the guards - but given how none of the ones questioned paled or showed any discomfort during the questioning, it is highly unlikely.

What is confirmed is the gratuitous spreading of blood, bile, and other bodily fluids through the office. Varied Sith artifacts were covered in surprisingly intact tangles of nerves and veins, an assortment of limbs in varying states of mutilation replaced the lamps, while most of the furniture was replaced with...

...well...furniture *made* of those seven confirmed bodies, though the number is expected to rise if any further pieces can be linked to different individuals. 

Perhaps the coup de'grace would be the pain-painstakingly detailed portrait hanging above the primary meditation area. It depicts a large, powerful, black-robed figure with arcs of lightning coursing up its arms - obviously a Sith Lord. However under the hood in lieu of a face was a set of female genitalia, with googly eyes, and speech bubbles depicting profuse swearing and incoherent nonsense - some phrases in an as of yet unidentified language. 

Smeared in viscera underneath this portrait was, "FOR MY NEW FRIENDS YES WAIT THIS ONE IS STILL TWITCHING THERE WE GO."

Pictures of all of the above were shortly then posted to Darth Exvind's Holotwit account with the hashtag: "its fun to do this to someone other than tholgeth."