#booyahs

[statisky]

[lebuc-reblogs]

mentor: in your interview, remember to remain professional at all times...

me: got it.

interviewer: so, are you proficient in Microsoft Suite?

me: yeah, i fucks with that.

(end interview)

[seaswath]

                                   ‘      YOU’RE  THE  EXORCIST,  RIGHT  ?      ‘      NO  SMALL  amount  of  t r e p i d a t i o n  rings,  clear  as  a  bell,  through  soft  spoken  words.  VOICE  like  wind  over  midnight  seas  FILTERS  through  the  stagnant  air  as  she  PEERS  about,  eyes  alert  for  anything  a m i s s .      ‘      available  for  HIRE ?      ‘

@booyahs.

[invitetobealurker]

1. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship.

- Smoking. Drugging. 

2. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? - Well I still haven't met her in person yet, uhhummm, but I bet Allie would make a fine doctor.  

3. When was the last time you snuck out? - Never. I've left home out of anger for a couple of hours but I've never had to legitimately sneak out.  

4. Have you ever smoked? - Nope. Shits gross.  

5. Do you dream in black and white or color? - Color.  

6. Have you ever been in love? - Yes.  

7. Do you drink gingerale when you are sick? - No.  

8. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? - Maybe when I was a little kid but not in a sexual way.  

9. What is your favorite film? - I don't really have one. I do enjoy Anchorman and anything with Ryan Gosling though. Ha.  

10. Which family member are you closest to and why? - My cat. Because she's my cat. Duh. 

11. Describe your most significant kiss. - Well I guess my first one(or the one I count as my first, the one I'll never forget) was a pretty big deal. We were in bed cuddling and kissed and everything stopped. And when we finished we just stared into each other eyes for a couple of seconds and it was really trippy. Not to get all weird/sappy but there was an insane connection.  It was perfect. 

14. When was the last wedding you went to? - My aunts. She had really good food. Ha. 

15. If you got to choose how you’d die, how would you want to go? - Beside my husband, in bed, sleeping.  

 16. Do you wish on wishbones? - I have in the past. Now I don't eat real turkey so no haha.  

17. Are you a jealous person? - Within reason.  

18. What is the current taste in your mouth? - Earl Grey/Green Tea.  

19. When was the last time you smoked, if ever? - Never.  

20. Do you get distracted easily? - Sort of.  

21. What was the last thing to upset you? - School prevented me from spending the night with my boyfriend. Lame sauce.  

22. Do you ever wear ties? - Bow ties in my hair, sure. 

23. What is the closest yellow object to you? - My highlighter.  

24. If your significant other ever hit you, how would you react? - Curse him out and leave.  

25. What are you craving right now? - Vegan pumpkin pie. It's in the fridge, tempting me.  

26. Tell one random fact about the last person you kissed. - His middle name is Cullen... trololol. 

27. When was the last time you felt guilty and why? - When I ignored some work that I should've been more focused about.  

29. Do you have any addictions? - Not anything serious. Coffee, sleep, music.  

30. Is your most significant relationship over? - No.  

31. When are you at your happiest? Saddest? - When I'm with my boyfriend/at a concert. When I get down on myself.  

32. Would you ever want to be a cop? - I've thought about it quite a bit actually.  

33. Tell one interesting story about absolutely anything. - Today I bought Scout a new bed and I couldn't decide on which one to get and while I was perusing the selection I met a couple who breeds Bengals(the kind of cat I've always wanted to own). They're the only registered owners of Bengals in all of Washington state and they own a cat sanctuary. They were cool. I found Scout a bed after awhile. It's cool.  

34. Is the human race predictable? - Somewhat. Depends on the person/circumstance.  

35. Explain your spiritual beliefs. - Find my Formspring and read my answer there. Ha. 

36. How did you get your last bruise? - I hit my bed frame. :( 

37. Do you have competition for the person you like? - If I did, it wouldn't matter cause he's all mine bitchezz.  

38. Where were you yesterday at 7:00 p.m.? - Watching 1,000 Ways To Die with my boyfriend at his apartment. :) 

39. Do you prefer movies at home or in a theater? - Home.  

40. What are you most self-concious about? - Probably my skin. I used to have really bad eczema so when it's even just a little dry, I'm reminded of when it was bad and how that made me feel. Bleh. 

41. Name one career you would never consider and explain why. - Plumber because I'm OCD about germs and can't stand bad smells.