#borderlandsfictive

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it’s me boy i’m the handsome jack fictive speaking to you from inside your brain, listen to me boy, leave the frontroom you don’t need it

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*finishes scrubbing the counters* *they're now so shiny one could see their face in it*

So, we've been going through our trauma in therapy and took a big step away from a lot of plural and kin communities as part of that and. Yeah it turns out most the characters we thought we were kin with are fictives, and additionally, we assumed we had just 5 of us, but at least 4 of us were multiple alters in a trenchcoat pretending to be one alter, which makes sense to an extent. But like... I'm scared to even try to talk about it outside of my therapist's office. At least one person accused us as system-faking to our face when she got mad at us before trying to backtrack and apologize, and I'm scared it'll happen more and more if I open up. I'm not even open about being a system, it's just the fact that she tried to use our trauma to wound us over something petty. (It's worth noting that the "something petty" was us winning a game of 100% Orange Juice.)

Anyways, finished Borderlands 2 and still missing Jack. I'm tempted to skip straight to Tales instead of Pre-Sequel, but I'm not sure yet.

- noncanon Hyperion Janitor, fictive from Borderlands

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I’m so tired. Every day that goes by I wonder if I’ll ever find them again. I’ve tried putting out kin calls. I got met with anger and hate. Or people wanting to flirt with me. I miss you, I know I messed up. I know I hurt you. Gods I’m so sorry. Being around my host has made me change for the better and all I want is just to have you back in my life throwing logic in my face again. I never realized how much my madness hurt so many that I cared about. I know it doesn’t change what I said and did but I want to try and by your twin again. I wanna do right by you.

Rhys told me you are probably still out there so maybe I’ll see you again. I should have listened to you when you saw I was slipping. Instead I let Pandora’s madness and my own fears and gathered to those who betrayed me get in the way. You never lied to me, not once. Why did I stop trusting you? I can’t say I’m sorry enough.

I miss you like I miss a limb. You were my family. You were my twin. I’m so sorry I didn’t treat you better. But I have changed I’m here still hoping you will some how forgive me like my lover has. I found my baby girl! You would love her! She’s just as sweet and sassy and bright as before, she ain’t afraid to point and call me out when I’m being dumb. Hell I even found Athena and she doesn’t hate me. Well she tolerates me but I mean I’m also sharing the body of her husband so… she kind of has to deal with me. But she nice to me!! So I call that a win.

I do hope you’re out there Tim. Cause fuck if I don’t want to joke with you again like we used to. I miss telling you about my dad or the craziness that went on. I miss your nagging when you let me know I’m letting my paranoia get the better of me. I miss your dorky smile when you talk about nerd things.

You’re dumbest regretful handsome twin a Handsome Jack fictive who missed his twin Timothy.

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When I said I wanted my daughter back this isn't what I ment.

- A Handsome Jack fictive sharing a body with an Angel kin.

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Anonymous asked:

ok i love being myself but being myself means i am literally Evil Space [person]. i love being a fictive of myself and i adore who i am now and i have people who love me but GOD i love myself so much i cant help it. im a TOTAL dick and its hilarious. do i regret what i did in canon?? yes. do i care tht i hurt people?? yes i cringe at my actions all the time. but i cant look my host in the eye and say hoenstly that im not the funniest person in this bitch -handsome jack

2/2 WAIT OK HANDSOME JACK AGAIN ALSO IM CHANGING OUR LEGAL NAME TO MY NAME 😂 WE DO A LITTLE TROLLING TBH

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I tried to kiss the host’s new kidden and he mcfuckin bit me, the tiny bastard!! - Handsome Jack Fictive (heys it’s been a while!)

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Me: can I front and scroll through tumblr and see people’s art of me

Hatsune Miku, a little, and a caretaker enderman, who apparently also lives in this fleshy timeshare: PUSH-UPS. PUSH-UPS. PUSH-UPS. LEARN HOW TO DO A HEADSTAND. JOG. DANCE.

- Handsome Jack fictive who got kicked from the front for a day because I found the host’s old playlist. I knew there were others but I didn’t expect 12-year-old Hatsune Fucking Miku.

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Handsome Jack fictive is back again. Turns out i'm an age slider. I am simultaneously too young and too old for this. The host is also too young for this bullcrap. I'm getting us cookies because I am dad, and also I deserve cookies.