NightVale NightClub
Right, me and some friends were at a club and we thought: Night Vale nightclub. Think about it tho:
- The DJ booth is the radio station, with Cecil DJaying.
- When the club is about to close, the numbers station starts calling out random numbers but its different every night so if you go on all the popular nights you'll be able to hear the full countdown. Also when the club is fully about to kick out, she gets to her lowest number and then starts singer a cover of a song like when she did Roar.
- The toilets are themed like the Nulgorsk submarine with the mirrors showing your reflection but aged up (like that app), and all the signs in the toilets are in Russian.
- One of the walls is a screen that usually just shows an out of town desert landscape but occasionally will have a pyramid or jet randomly appear and then disappear over the night.
- All the bar staff are sheriffs secret police, with the bouncers being hooded figures, people walking around collecting glasses, dressed up as Erikas (which definitely do not exist).
- Every few hours a guy that looks like Carlos comes to the bar and gives out a free, off the menu cocktail.
- Midweek when it is quiet the bar will be Desert Bluffs themed and be really crap.
- The drinks are themed around wheat and their possible by-products.
- The music before 9.30pm is quiet and then the booth guy says “...and now, the weather” and then the deeper/louder music gets cranked on.
- The smoking area lights are many small glow clouds.
- There are doors around the edge of the dance floor and if you open them then there is a video showing the desert otherworld, complete with mountains and the red blinking light atop it.
- Some of these doors will just lead to random corridors that lead back out to other doors/parts of the club.
- The faceless old woman will take over the DJaying every now and then and just put on things such as whale song or the sound of a fax machine.
- Hiram McDaniels literal 5 heads decorate the entrance.
- On special occasions theres the girl scouts/Tamika Flynn just selling random things.
