#borf speaks

[byrdgirl-ch]

THIS THUMBNAIL, Y'ALL...

*MILD SPOILERS FOR PAPER GIRLS IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY READ THE COMIC!*

So I'm already three episodes into the Prime Video adaptation of Paper Girls and waiting for the screen adaptation of the "Sapphic-coming-of-age/belligerent-frenemies-to-lovers" story to start manifesting itself, and lo and behold - this was the thumbnail they chose for episode 4...

THEY FUCKING KNOW THEIR AUDIENCE, Y'ALL!!

[byrdgirl-ch]

(found on my Twitter feed.)

“...each note has an expiration date. After that time only your user key can access funds.”

So, these notes basically all have one-time usages in the unlikely event that you will actually find a storefront that takes bitcoin bucks before they become fucking useless for everyone except you. At that point, if someone else wants to actually spend these notes they’d need to ask for your specific user key or else they’re glorified toilet tissue.

Seriously...

[byrdgirl-ch]

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Ankle

by Ankanye Lewest

Dark Ankle Fantasy - feat. Nicki Ankle

Gorgeous Ankle - feat. Kid Ankle & Raenkle

POWER ANKLE

All of the Ankles (Interlude)

All of the Ankles - feat. Rihankle, Kid Ankle, Anlicia Kleys, The Dream Ankle, John Ankle, Charlie Ankle, Ryan Ankle, Tony Ankle, Lankle Roux, Fergie Ankle, and Elton John

Ankle Monster - feat. JANKLE-Z, Rick Ankle, Nicki Ankle, Bony Ankle

So Appalled - feat. JANKLE-Z, Ankle T, Ankle the Prynce, Swizz Ankle, and RZAnkle

Ankle in a New Dress - feat. Rick Ankle

Runaway Ankle - feat. Ankle T

Hell of an Ankle

Ankle Game - feat. John Ankle

Lost in the Ankle - feat. Bony Ankle

Who Will Survive in Ankle

What the actual fuck have I done? I had an idea, and I greatly regret it...

[byrdgirl-ch]

Sometimes I suddenly remember how blorbo from my shows, scrunkly, horse plinko, eeby deeby, scrungus, and gulp shitto were all rampant Tumblr memes during all of January 2022 and a good chunk of February, and I wonder how the actual shitstick I never once got a stroke during that time.

And then I remember that all those fucking memes are still taking up shelf space in my brain and not paying rent or even utilities, and I wonder how I'm not having a stroke in that very moment.

[byrdgirl-ch]

Episode 5 just started, and it's already got me like...

It's only been ten minutes!

[byrdgirl-ch]

THE FIRST EPISODE ALL EIGHT EPISODES OF THE NEW PAPER GIRLS SERIES ARE NOW OUT!!!

I regret to inform my followers that you will be seeing a massive influx of Paper Girls art and posts on your feed over the next several weeks as this series comes out. If you saw the first wave of reblogs when I finished reading the comic series in preparation for the show's release, I'm so sorry to say that it's going to get so much worse.

[byrdgirl-ch]

An exchange.

I receive: Floor Pork

You receive: Lunch Money

Okay. I know we've been over this, so for the last time...

FLOOR PORK!

ISN'T!

SANITARY!!!

KEEP YOUR LUNCH MONEY! YOU OVERCOOKED IT ANYWAY!

[byrdgirl-ch]

Does anyone else think of emotional visuals or events while brainstorming for or working on your creative project only for your own creation to slap you with Upsetti Spaghetti, and then you're just there like...

This can't just be me, right?