#borgias lb

[celibat]

yknow obviously the borgias are corrupt but theyre pretty normal corrupt regents. how is every single other regent doing the most bizarre uniquely evil bit imaginable

[iphisesque]

alexander vi in the borgias smoking tobacco fresh from america inside the vatican vs lenny in the young pope smoking a cigarette inside the vatican in spite of the anti-smoking regulations

[marcelgerard]

micheletto’s how to garrotte 101 class where he demonstrates technique on a watermelon, followed by cesare sticking his hand into said watermelon then licking his fingers clean

[iphisesque]

borgias episode bingo

lucrezia and cesare indulge in borderline incest

micheletto stabs a bitch

rodrigo borgia says something marxist

there's an extremely prolonged sex scen

someone gets tortured

someone mispronounces italian or latin

juan acts like a cunt

there's a sexually charged confession scene

a cardinal says something extremely stupid

[iphisesque]

best part of the borgias is that they made alfonso of naples the stereotypical mean gay

[iphisesque]

why are french canadians always behind the slutty trashy period dramas. five minutes into both versailles and the borgias there's a sex scene and it doesn't get any chaster than that

[iphisesque]

cesare borgia can show me his duchy of valentinois anytime js

[iphisesque]

pov: you're the lady sitting behind the two children of the pope as they flirt with each other at their father's coronation