#boringerik

[heartcum]

boringerik said: I need heat, but I don’t need a/c. In fact, I’ll often ask friends to turn theirs down. I don’t know why they set it to 60.apricotmoon said: We don’t have AC, but we do use box fans sometimes. Also, opening the windows is free. Less money on electricity means more money for other things!

I totally agree. the overuse of air conditioning is really the one thing I can’t stand about summer/warm climates – it’s like torture going into anyone’s house or any business at all. ICK. why would you wanna suffer through the cold all winter long, complaining about it all the way, only to make your fuckin house feel like winter all summer long???? idgi. sick fucks.

[moaningatmidnight]

boringerik replied to your post “What if you had sex with a person and accidental your orgasms get...”

Spontaneous orgasms don't sound that bad, unless you're ex-partner gets off right before you get laid.

Well, there is a medical condition where people keep orgasming all day and it's horrible. People think yeah nice for the first minute, but then think about it. Can't really be around children, people are gonna think you're perv cause they don't know it's not voluntary.

It's a nightmare. My idea is slightly better, unless that partner your orgasms are joined with cums like 10 times a day. Then you're fucked.

[moaningatmidnight]

boringerik replied to your post:“I just saw a girl posting about being unable to get rid of her crazy...”

I have three first names. >.>

Are you trustworthy? Not another Lee Harvey Oswald or James Earl Ray, whose father was James Gerald Ray which is another three first name name.

I'm sure you're a good three first names dude.

[weddedtothemoon]

Of all broken relationships, I sincerely miss one above all

[moaningatmidnight]

boringerik replied to your post: About cocks and babies (or much ado about something so small)

I wouldn’t describe my penis as being small, bald, or ugly, but I’m also not going to send you a dick pic for validation either!

Well, they're small compared to legs, arms, heads, torsos! They haven't got much use except giving mind blowing orgasms or handing out disappointment, depending on the skill level of the user.

They don't do anything fun, they just hang there, or grow at times. It would be lot more useful if they were like a tail. You could hang off branches by it, and pick up food, that sort of stuff. God wasn't really on his game when he created those.

I want an update, penis 2.0. It doesn't think by itself anymore, and it can paint, or be detached when not needed, something like that. Just to spite microsoft, you can lend it to friends too (it's a nerdy joke about the new xbox sucking, google it if you don't get it).

[weddedtothemoon]

I don't think I can apologize enough, but I can try, right?

[weddedtothemoon]

Why are you liking my posts but not replying to my messages?

[weddedtothemoon]

Erik, I can’t believe you tried to kill my dream of being a digi-destined. But I forgive you. I know that you were just being influenced by a dark spore.