❝ Speaking of funerals… why don’t you go ahead and die? ❞
❛ OH, HOW EDGY ! you wouldn’t LIKE my funeral, brute ! there’d be so much glitter & me dressed in blue silk & a veil at the back making sure everyone’s CRYING like they’re supposed to. — because, like, as if i’d ever actually die. i just wanna watch people mourn me. & then make their life hell if they don’t mourn me appropriately. but what brought this on ——- jealous i’m PRETTIER than you again ? ❜












