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[ask-tf-earthspark-arcee]

I want your approval.

I tortured my piggy bank that's made of hard plastic. I obtained a ton of coins. Probably 200+

Once I got all the coins out, I was bored, stabbing it felt good, so I decided to behead it. It's kinda hard with the hard plastic but swinging the kitchen knife to it's neck felt like therapy to it.

So, I want your validation.

I am not crazy or insane.

{[sorry, arcee is not here right now, please ask her another time]}

[software-sides]

If Virgil is the shortest. Who is the tallest? -🐇

Logan: Someone, please inform Roman the crown does not count.

Roman: You’re just jealous that you are shorter than me.

Logan: I am certainly not.

[software-sides]

He may be the shortest (Don't worry I'm on the same boat Verge!) BUT he is the strongest!

Virgil: Oh h*** yeah, I am!

Virgil: Well...

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Hey Pat, will you hug Logan for us all? I think he really needs it. Roman and Virgil too, can you two hug Logan? No, better idea, ALL OF YOU SHOULD HUG LOGAN. For us. He really needs a hug.

Roman: “Rafiq-bot has no emotion”, yeah right.

Logan: Get off me!

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Roman, Patton, you might be making Virgil feel a bit left out since he can’t try any foods like you can

Patton: Well, it’s…

Roman: It’s not that he felt left out. It’s just…

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Roman: Logan scolded and lectured us for a solid one hour while Virgil recovers in his room.

Patton: (sighs) Poor kiddo… What happened that day really scared him…

Logan: Let it be a reminder, not a full stop. If you did stop back then, I doubt Virgil would be close to us.

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What exactly happened?

Virgil: Turns out I’m more sensitive since I’m a part of the anti-virus software. 

Virgil: It’s not that the cookie is malicious or anything, but the foreign data kinda alert the software into thinking it’s dangerous. So the software kinda, well, ‘froze’ me for a while.

Virgil: (sighs) I had to learn it the hard way, huh?

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Logan i adore you with every fiber of my being omg <33 ilysm, here have the fox from the firefox icon!! you need some pets and im sure this lil fox will /brighten/ up your life! haha, get it?? firefox?? ANYWAY, its dangerous to go alone take this *gently plops happy doggo in your arms* :D!

Logan: I… I appreciate the gift,

Bonus

(( guess this little fella is staying. But I still don’t know how to draw a fox so it probably won’t appear much  ^^; ))

[software-sides]

Baku Baku Nya Nya

Patton: Am I doing this right?

Virgil: Pat… I didn’t know it was a cat hoodie all this time.

Logan: Roman, I am not going to- let go of my hand!