#bottledpen

[stupiidgood]

@bottledpen

“kid.” shawn sighs. when will they learn?

“this is clearly your handwriting.” (well, clear to them anyway.) shawn could see why others had been fooled; the girl was a talented forger.

[withoutapprcval]

@bottledpen is gon get that gay shit.

“Don’t you have someplace to be? Like, oh I don’t know, away from me?” How she got stuck with Selina at this time of night was anyone’s guess but Drizella found herself more wound up than usual. “I don’t have anything worth snatching on me right now so if that’s what you were thinking...keep your paws off me.”

[stupiidgood]

@bottledpen

“oh wow.”

shawn scans the other person up and down, walking around them to get every angle. “i’ve always thought about clone fucking but i never thought i’d actually have to make a decision...”

[stupiidgood]

@bottledpen

“hey, fire hands!”

“let’s just take a hot second and talk this out like women...ish.”

[stupiidgood]

@bottledpen

(shawn is leaning in close to the other’s ear. to the outside observer it looks like they’re discussing important matters.)

“listen pal: there’s only room for one fake psychic in this town. 

and not to pull the seniority card, but I was here first.”

[stupiidgood]

@bottledpen

“there’s no way you have three kids.”

the woman is old enough, sure, but her body...

[stupiidgood]

@bottledpen

“just because sales were weak doesn’t mean i’m not a published author!”

(10. the book sold 10 copies. and half of those had been given away.)

[lightexudes]

❛ don’t complicate it, yeah ❜ @ michael from jane

sucker lyrics starters || accepting!

          “ISN’T THAT THE WHOLE point of law school?” michael was clearly frustrated, but just as obviously trying his best to hold back from taking it out on jane. “i’m pretty sure it is the way it is to confuse you and frustrate you and make your life complicated. law school itself hasn’t even officially started yet, and look what it’s already doing to me.”