“ I HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE TO THANK FOR THIS AWARD ! OKAY, FIRST OFF MY KEDS. BECAUSE I COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THEM. ”
pam beesly of the office. by katie.
KIROKAZE
The Bowery Presents
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
macklin celebrini has autism
Noah Kahan
Cosimo Galluzzi
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

gracie abrams
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
taylor price
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@lightexudes
“ I HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE TO THANK FOR THIS AWARD ! OKAY, FIRST OFF MY KEDS. BECAUSE I COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THEM. ”
pam beesly of the office. by katie.
“ IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE WE LIVE. ‘CAUSE WHEREVER YOU ARE IS HOME TO ME. ”
independent, private, selective, oc / crossover friendly michael cordero of jane the virgin. penned by katie. credit.
rayofsunshinc·:
❝Thanks.❞ Finn said with a grin. It had taken awhile for Finn to realize his own potential. He was okay at seeing it in himself, but those reminders were great. He shrugged a shoulder. ❝I mean, you and I have had our rough patches. I can’t deny that. But seeing you always come through all the crap life has thrown at you, it’s inspiring, Quinn. Really. And you’ve done more than you know.❞ He would have rather focused on the good that had come from all the bad. ❝Trust me, I know it’s hard to get away from all the negative stuff in your head.❞
❝So what all are you studying? Do you have a major and all that lined out?❞ He was interested to see everyone’s paths, whether it was all arts related or not.
QUINN GAVE A WARM LITTLE SMILE, genuinely touched by his kind words. she couldn’t deny that she’d been through a lot, some of it involving him, and she couldn’t deny that she felt stronger on the other side, either. would she still have rather had a slightly more normal high school experience? probably. but that was part of who she was now, and taking it in stride was the best thing to do. and she knew finn had gone through his fair share of tribulations, too she still felt a little guilty that some of them had been at her hand, but she was grateful they were on good terms now. “ ... you’re very sweet, finn,” she acknowledged, a simple answer to those compliments that still communicated her gratitude. “you’ve done pretty well with all that, too.”
“I’M THINKING ABOUT BUSINESS,” quinn answered, smile growing a little like she might be pretty excited about it. “i’ve always had that real estate dream ... but i’m hoping a yale degree might let me take it somewhere bigger and better than just back home.” if she was being honest? the real dream was to be a higher-up at a major city agency, where she could really take charge ... but she was well aware how difficult the industry was. “but you never know. things could always change. you, on the other hand ... i think this might be your calling.”
icarusinvited·:
“Well, my phone is always on if you need to call, Beth. You’re like… You’re my second daughter-” Rebecca replied honestly, a smile on her lips. She adored Beth more than she could put into words and the type of person she made her son into. They were a beautiful couple, one that showed each other their mountains and climbed them together. But that didn’t mean it didn’t get hard. Rebecca had been down that road with Jack, she could see it on the map for them as well. But couples who got through those storms were stronger than ever. “Life has a crazy way of throwing roadblocks are way. But maybe it’s the time for you to… To do something you never have before. Something that’s entirely new, but still who Beth is.”
BETH GAVE A LITTLE APPRECIATIVE SMILE, tilting her head slightly to acknowledge her mother-in-law’s kindness. “thank you, rebecca.” their relationship, while never exactly rocky, had always been affected by the existence of the pearson inner circle. while beth had always felt accepted and genuinely loved by her in-laws, there was some frustration in that there was a whole other level on which she could never connect with them, and it sometimes felt like that extended to her husband. but at the end of the day, she could say with confidence that rebecca cared for her, and this was only one instance in which it was evident. “i’m just not sure what new would look like. not just for me, but for our family. i’d have to do a lot of thinking, especially now that i’m married to a councilman...”
icarusinvited·:
“I don’t even think you’re prepared. This is Michael level of wooing. Just wait-” he couldn’t help but tease, a familiar sense rolling back to all the shared eye rolls they had witness because of Michael. And oddly, maybe it was him who brought them together, who pushed them right into each other’s desks. It was something he couldn’t help but be a little thankful for, not that he’d ever mention it. “I think I’ve fallen in love with you all over again,” Jim grinned, leaning down to press a quick kiss to her cheek. “Now let’s get all fancy so you can pretend I’m a hot shot or something.”
“OH, GOSH MICHAEL IS ABSOLUTELY THE last thing i’d like to think about when it comes to wooing,” pam answered through light laughter, clearly amused despite the pushback. she knew just as well as he did that michael’s antics were a big part of what had bonded them in the first place, but michael was still michael, and even the mention of his name was enough to make her cringe. at the mention of getting fancy, pam immediately looked down to her suitcase, smiling dissipating just slightly. “i hope i brought something back that’s nice enough...” she looked back up to him with a smile as she continued: “ ... wasn’t prepared for these big romantic plans of yours.”
random moments send a symbol for…
🧠 a time my muse thought about yours.
☀️ a time my muse let yours take care of them.
📱 a time my muse texted / called yours.
🗯️ a time my muse didn’t text / call yours.
🖼️ a time my muse talked about someone from their past.
🌷 a time my muse said they loved yours.
💔 a time my muse said they hated yours.
💧 a time my muse cried.
💡 a time my muse laughed.
🔥 a time my muse got caught doing something bad.
👀 a time my muse told a lie.
🌙 a time my muse told the truth.
🍎 a time my muse felt safe with yours.
🍃 a time my muse left home.
⚙️ a time my muse talked about something they made, drew, built.
a hundred random starters
below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)
❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
❝ you will never escape. ❞
❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
❝ they died screaming. ❞
❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
❝ how long have you known? ❞
❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
❝ the law can be changed. ❞
❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
❝ your child is adorable! ❞
❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
❝ he adores you. ❞
❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
❝ then kill me. ❞
❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
❝ stop! ❞
❝ let them watch. ❞
❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
❝ you love him? ❞
❝ do you love me at all? ❞
❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
❝ the king is displeased. ❞
❝ long live your majesty! ❞
❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
❝ do you really think that? ❞
❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
❝ are you a virgin? ❞
❝ I’m married. ❞
❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
❝ are we going to die here? ❞
❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
❝ this is my home. ❞
❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
❝ fuck me. ❞
❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
Goodnight, Michael. Goodnight, Jane.
TRIO STARTER ! @lightexudes x @thxlassophile
“Come on, guys… I’m serious,” hands fell onto her hips, still in the clothes from the night before. They had all passed our around her and Blair’s apartment accordingly, Jenny having shared the couch with Erin in yet another drunken heart to heart. But now, it was the morning after it all and the idea of a farmer’s market was still buzzing in her head. “Blair promised me a Farmer’s Market and if you ain’t going to deliver, I will deliver myself. I am a strong and independent woman that don’t need no lady gang-” she teased.
“DELIVER YOUR DAMN SELF, THEN.” JENNY, looking thoroughly unamused, lifted her head from the couch, regretting it barely a second later. while blair may have committed to a farmer’s market outing, jenny had made no such promise ( at least, not that she could remember ), and she had no problem letting the other two head out on their own. “that was a two person deal, and three’s a whole damn crowd.” she shrugged, leaning back into the couch once again. “i am in no mood or condition for a farmer’s market.”
workplacehijinks·:
Of course— what was his name again? anyway,— of course he would direct her straight to this office. What with their reputation of disruptions and shenanigans. This was, shockingly, the first time anyone has gotten the police involved though. Puzzled brows furrowed momentarily before Jim shook his head gently. ❝ Oh— oh no. That was just— he’s not suspicious. Not for this anyway. ❞ A chuckle escaped him, his explanation beginning. ❝ That was just part of a prank I set up. I can vouch for that— it wasn’t suspicious activity, just some harmless fun. ❞
AS A POLICE OFFICER, AMY PROBABLY should’ve been a lot more alarmed by this prank that had sent a grown man climbing up a telephone pole. but as an underestimated component of the precinct’s annual heist ... there was something intriguing about that kind of information. “ ... you were able to prank an adult into climbing a telephone pole outside his workplace?” she reiterated slowly, reaching for her notepad and clicking open a pen. she raised her eyebrows, looking less like a concerned detective and more like a potential fellow prankster. “would you ... mind giving me a little information on that?”
spongebob squarepants sentence starters
change around as you see fit!
‘ oh brother , this guy STINKS! ‘
‘ my leg! ‘
‘ chocolate? CHOCOLATE! ‘
‘ the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. ‘
‘ i’m ugly and i’m proud. ‘
‘ fine , i guess you’re gonna miss the … panty raid. ‘
‘ do you smell that? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells … smelly. ‘
‘ don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else? ‘
‘ can i be excused for the rest of my life? ‘
‘ goodbye , everyone. i’ll remember you all in therapy! ‘
‘ firmly grasp it in your hand. ‘
‘ FIRMLY GRASP IT! ‘
‘ well , it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret , thereby , secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets , secretly. ‘
‘ come on. you know , i wumbo , you wumbo, he / she / me wumbo. wombology , the study of wumbo! it’s first grade , _____! ‘
‘ just get outta here you stupid , dumb animal! ‘
‘ we don’t need television. not as long as we have our imagination. ‘
‘ you just can’t wait for me to die , can you? ‘
‘ this is a load of barnacles … ‘
‘ this is not your average , everyday darkness. this is … advanced darkness. ‘
‘ i’m not just ready , i’m ready freddy. ‘
‘ i’ll have you know i stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes. ‘
‘ ravioli , ravioli , give me to formuoli. ‘
‘ too bad that didn’t kill me. ‘
‘ well it may be stupid , but it’s also dumb. ‘
‘ quick , _____ , without think: if you could have anything right now what would it be? ‘
‘ we’ve been smeckledorfed! ‘
‘ oh well , i guess i’m not wearing any pants today. ‘
‘ umm , i got it. lets get naked! ‘
‘ a five letter word for happiness … money! ‘
‘ woo! shake it! shake it! yeah! shake that bubble butt! ‘
‘ _____! your genius is showing! “
“ you’re nothing but pure evil! just like newspaper comics! ‘
‘ liar , liar , plants for hire! ‘
this is a starter call!! please specify who you would like the starter from, and who would you liked it for if you’re a multi, otherwise i’ll just go with something random or i may not be able to write anything at all. muse list is linked here.
“IF I’M BEING TOTALLY HONEST, I DIDN’T think i’d be seeing you,” quinn remarked with an easy smile, speaking mostly in jest. “i remember your ‘never look back’ attitude, but ... you seem to be pretty busy in new york, too. congratulations on all that, by the way nice to tell you that in person.”
STARTER CALL. || @devourshope.
“WE GOT A FEW CALLS ABOUT SUSPICIOUS activity,” amy explained. work in and around scranton was often slow, so even suspicious activity reports were often fairly benign, but there was something particularly unusual about this one. “something about a man climbing the telephone pole outside this building? the security guard directed me up to this office, so ... i’m assuming someone here knows something.”
STARTER CALL. || @workplacehijinks.
this is a starter call!! please specify who you would like the starter from, and who would you liked it for if you’re a multi, otherwise i’ll just go with something random or i may not be able to write anything at all. muse list is linked here.
📷 (( jenny && blair ! ))
an instagram featuring jenny & blair || selectively accepting!
001. On my way, San Fran. // 002. Hardest goodbye. Gonna miss you crazy bitches. // 003. One more. #neonclassic // 004. Sorry, townhouse owner. Your steps were super fun though. // 005. New gig. Pinch me. // 006. Still can’t believe they actually let us out into the real world. #tbt
Brett Dier cannot catch a break